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07-29-2004, 09:02 PM
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bachelor's dating guide
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking..................................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist.......................................... Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoy ing New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned..................................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate......................... .....Sloppy drunk Professional....................................Bi tch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate................................Stalker Your thoughts?   |
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07-29-2004, 09:04 PM
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funny stuff
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07-29-2004, 09:05 PM
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LOL! I have never read a truer list!
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07-30-2004, 06:39 AM
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oh man...this is funny, especially for someone who works the personals...although I've had great luck-there is one thing you forgot....(ahem)..
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07-30-2004, 06:42 AM
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hehe, that was hilarious - where did you get that?
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07-30-2004, 08:05 AM
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Very funny
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07-30-2004, 08:07 AM
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its the secret decoder ring of personal ad dating..what a find.
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07-30-2004, 08:18 AM
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 It's funny - cuz it's true hehe
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07-30-2004, 08:47 AM
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that is the best description i have ever heard
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