DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................... .....Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate................................Stalker
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