bachelor's dating guide
 

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................... .....Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate................................Stalker


Your thoughts? :1orglaugh :321GFY

funny stuff :1orglaugh


Ivy

LOL! I have never read a truer list!

DH

oh man...this is funny, especially for someone who works the personals...although I've had great luck-there is one thing you forgot....(ahem)..

RECENT PHOTO.............Geographically speaking (hey, all of evolution is 'recent'). Usually taken during Carter admin.

hehe, that was hilarious - where did you get that?

Very funny:1orglaugh

its the secret decoder ring of personal ad dating..what a find.

http://www.lewzworld.com/simpsons/hmrlaugh.jpg

It's funny - cuz it's true hehe

that is the best description i have ever heard