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Old 07-31-2004, 12:19 AM   #1
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How far back have you traced your family tree?

http://www.piratesinfo.com/biography...?article_id=37

My relative several generations back.
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:22 AM   #2
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"Barataria lies on the Gulf of Mexico about 100 miles south of New Orleans. It was home to buccaneers and fishermen, but Jean Laffite organized them into a company of privateers and smugglers. He built a house, cottages, warehouses, barracoons (stockades that held slaves awaiting auction), a cafe, gambling den, and brothel."

Gambling and sex run in the family. Cheers Jean

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Old 07-31-2004, 12:22 AM   #3
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:25 AM   #4
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that looks like my great great grand mother
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:29 AM   #5
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:34 AM   #6
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i love that quote form the simpsons- "he can trace his family history all the way back to when the anglos first met the saxons"
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:38 AM   #7
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:39 AM   #8
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I still haven't figured out who my parent are!
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:39 AM   #9
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dont know about the in bewtween parts
but apparently it starts with Adam & Eve
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:44 AM   #10
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You have cause for concern only if your family tree is a circle
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:47 AM   #11
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You have cause for concern only if your family tree is a circle
But ma, pa, and sis sayz thats ah normal round here.
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:03 AM   #12
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I think one of my aunts traced my family back to Adam and Eve.


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Old 07-31-2004, 01:09 AM   #13
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I think one of my aunts traced my family back to Adam and Eve.


Yeah! Adam and Eve. Either that's bullshit or we're all inbreds. Which is it?
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:10 AM   #14
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my father told me the oldest trace back has been to being related to an illegitimate son of William the Conqueror...

apparently he liked to fight and fuck around...
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:30 AM   #15
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Hrm I downloaded this tool from onegreatfamily.com and after some playing around in it ended up all the way back to

Sir Robert de Hibburne of Newton
B: 1232

Along the way though there is:

James Hepburn
B: 1536
Spynie castle, Bothwell, Lanarkshire, Scotland

D: 14 april 1578
Gragsholm castle, Denmark in exile

In exile sounds pretty cool....googling for that dude I find its because he had some affair and then married a chick named Mary Queen of Scots.

I hope she was hot

Now this prob isnt really my family tree, these things are never accurate for non-americans...but interesting anyhow
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:31 AM   #16
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that looks like my great great grand mother
Hot stuff, i'd hit your granny
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Old 07-31-2004, 01:36 AM   #17
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my great aunt or something did a family history of my mom's side of the family. Traced back all the way to like 1450 or so... all in north america.

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Old 07-31-2004, 01:37 AM   #18
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Yeah! Adam and Eve. Either that's bullshit or we're all inbreds. Which is it?
If I had to choose...I'd say both.


I do wish I had a great uncle that was a pirate or something.
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:35 AM   #19
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Yeah! Adam and Eve. Either that's bullshit or we're all inbreds. Which is it?
You read GFY and you need to ask?

One of my great-grandfathers was mormon and had 3 wives. The mormons also traced that branch of the family back to the 1400's in northern Italy and England.
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Old 07-31-2004, 06:26 AM   #20
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I have traced my tree back 5 or 6 generations from memory. I have a few famous relatives. But that's less important than my current family!
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Old 07-31-2004, 06:37 AM   #21
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Farthest we've been able to go with the same spelling f the last name is 1667. Virginia. But there are several variations on my last name that can be traced to the 13th and 14th century England and Scotland
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Old 07-31-2004, 06:38 AM   #22
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My great great great great uncle was Doctor David Livingstone!
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Old 07-31-2004, 08:07 AM   #23
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ive traced them back as far as "ive met you so i know yer family" i don't really care about my family tree since i can't stand 90% of my whacked ass family anyway.
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I once traced it back to where my family was the rulers of a section of ireland in the 1400 or so...
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I went back about 500 years. Its very hard to go past that because official birth records for anyone besides royalty just aren't out there to find and probably never even existed to begin with.
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My ex, "Vail" is quite the amateur genealogist. My family tree goes back to ancient Rome, viking Norway, and a few other interesting places. The main reason is that for centuries, nobles have ben keeping track of their family trees. Make it back to any of them (which almost anyone can do) and you suddenly have your family tree explode back to dozens of royals and their ancestors.
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hey look it's gothweb. wondered what happened to you.
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150 or so years is where mine drops off. I think we had alot of outlaws and criminals before that period that didnt want to be known.
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about 200 years or so...not too many generations, but enough to be proud on
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i haven't really trace my family tree that far. all i know is that i have spanish and chinese ancestors...
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I got as far back as the 1600's.

A bunch of European intellectuals, aristocrats and businessmen on one side.

A pile of dung on the other side: alcoholics, murderers, a schizophrenic Native Indian, and basically the type of people who shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
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