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04-30-2001, 02:12 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,104
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Strangest search engine request visitor to your site?
Today someone found my site through yahoo using the following search phrase (as shown in my referrer tracking) -
"free pics of girls showering and having pussy problems" I wonder what he was really looking for. So what's the strangest search request that someone used in a SE to get to your site? |
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04-30-2001, 03:00 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Periphery
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"nude nuns"
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04-30-2001, 04:18 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
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"Split Personality"
I had another kind of split in mind when I made that gallery. hehe |
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04-30-2001, 04:43 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kiss my yankee dick.
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"babysitter hookers"
(my Urban Legends site) |
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04-30-2001, 04:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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"guides to sex for first timer"
"big women with little tits" ------------------ Addison Brock III webmaster at MyGirlz.com traffic trade? |
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04-30-2001, 06:19 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Well, today I have:
sexy spider adult hmmm, no spiders on my site!  erotic-stories mother guess I write weird stories eh? I just changed hosts, so that is just what hit today. I'll check again tomorrow lol. ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ KICK ASS content and sponsor Oliver Klozov ~ Quality babes Free Net Pass |
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05-02-2001, 09:33 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Indiana
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I just checked mine.. both from google:
1. adaptec 2. high speed modem test |
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05-02-2001, 09:58 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: detroit, mi, usa
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"anally computer programming php sucks"
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05-02-2001, 10:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 72
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native grasses of australia
3 hits to my TGP? |
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05-03-2001, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 2,834
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" What the Fuck am i Doing "
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05-03-2001, 02:05 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,539
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"wwwhqdailynudecom"
and i get tons of "wwwYOUR-SITE-HEREcom" hits. what's up with that?! ------------------ HQ HQ's Daily Nude - http://www.hqdailynude.com/ Traffic Trade? - http://www.hqdailynude.com/webmasters.html Free Content? - http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin...i?ref=hqdailyn |
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05-03-2001, 02:10 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: SoCal
Posts: 649
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pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy
Like pussy once would not have done the job  |
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05-03-2001, 07:05 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 378
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"cache:www.grannypictures.com/ granny pics"
I also like when they enter "www.adultclips.net/main.shtml" like they couldnt have just typed that in their browser  ------------------
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05-03-2001, 07:33 AM
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Ha ha ha Unriz3n, that's what I get a kick outta also, when they search for my full site address. I don't know about some people, he he.
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05-03-2001, 09:05 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
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My dad, till a few months back (I havent checked after that) used to go to any site, example www.yahoo.com, by typing it in the altavista search box, which was his home page. I tried explaining to him many times (and he has been on the net for some years) how to use the address field. He just doesnt seem to understand the difference between a url and a search engine!
I'll have to check back to see how he's doing now. Strange thing is, he's a bloody genius with a memory like an elephant's, got a PhD and tons of degrees with him. But when it comes to computers if he gets through his mails and wordprocessor that's an achievement! |
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05-03-2001, 09:06 AM
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we get several requests for "lightning rod protection" go figure that...LOL
------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting |
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05-03-2001, 12:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Norman, OK
Posts: 55
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"pics of fat chicks fucking a mouse"
I can only hope to god they were looking for a computer mouse, not the real thing... Uugh. Which meta tag exactly set that off is beyond me. ------------------ Uuuuhhhhh... Fuck something anyway... www.myprofilz.com |
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05-03-2001, 12:58 PM
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Location: Norman, OK
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Quote:
------------------ Uuuuhhhhh... Fuck something anyway... www.myprofilz.com |
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05-03-2001, 01:20 PM
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"sweet jimmy gay pics"
"boneprone tranny" those are the most odd search terms ive found on my site. |
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05-03-2001, 01:44 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Today I noticed:
bazooms oil Is that for some kinda car I haven't heard about? ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ KICK ASS content and sponsor Oliver Klozov ~ Quality babes Free Net Pass |
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05-03-2001, 10:29 PM
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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How about this one:
spike heels in pussies That sounds painful.... OUCH!  ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ KICK ASS content and sponsor Oliver Klozov ~ Quality babes Free Net Pass isprime quality hosting |
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05-04-2001, 12:09 AM
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[This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).] |
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05-04-2001, 12:21 AM
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Goverment Conspiracy
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05-04-2001, 12:44 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I got a 'Biker Chicks' today, but there arent any on my page. Sounds good though, maybe I should put some up
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05-04-2001, 12:45 AM
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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ha ha pet. It is funny, I was just laughing on some more, one of my sites I used to have a gift shop on, and when I only sold one item, I finally caved and put small adult websites on it.
I had a search for hummingbird windchimes on there....I must still be listed as a gift shop on one of the directories, lol. They must get a REAL shock when they click on that link to look for those windchimes... ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ KICK ASS content and sponsor Oliver Klozov ~ Quality babes Free Net Pass isprime quality hosting |
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05-04-2001, 02:56 AM
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thx hypo! that explains it!
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05-04-2001, 02:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Here's a queer one -
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache...e+series&hl=no absolutefreeseries is not mine nor do I trade with it. |
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