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Hypo 04-30-2001 02:12 PM

Strangest search engine request visitor to your site?
 
Today someone found my site through yahoo using the following search phrase (as shown in my referrer tracking) -

"free pics of girls showering and having pussy problems"

I wonder what he was really looking for. So what's the strangest search request that someone used in a SE to get to your site?

Lord Assmore 04-30-2001 03:00 PM

"nude nuns"

tenletters 04-30-2001 04:18 PM

"Split Personality"

I had another kind of split in mind when I made that gallery. hehe

Warphead 04-30-2001 04:43 PM

"babysitter hookers"

(my Urban Legends site)

cygnet74 04-30-2001 04:44 PM

"guides to sex for first timer"
"big women with little tits"

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Web_Mistress 04-30-2001 06:19 PM

Well, today I have:

sexy spider adult

hmmm, no spiders on my site! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


erotic-stories mother

guess I write weird stories eh?

I just changed hosts, so that is just what hit today. I'll check again tomorrow lol.




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echo465 05-02-2001 09:33 PM

I just checked mine.. both from google:

1. adaptec
2. high speed modem test

Corpsie 05-02-2001 09:58 PM

"anally computer programming php sucks"

Cam 05-02-2001 10:08 PM

native grasses of australia

3 hits to my TGP?

oscer 05-03-2001 01:52 AM

" What the Fuck am i Doing "

HQ 05-03-2001 02:05 AM

"wwwhqdailynudecom"

and i get tons of "wwwYOUR-SITE-HEREcom" hits.

what's up with that?!



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aprilkorova 05-03-2001 02:10 AM

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy


Like pussy once would not have done the job http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/rolleyes.gif

Unriz3n 05-03-2001 07:05 AM

"cache:www.grannypictures.com/ granny pics"
I also like when they enter "www.adultclips.net/main.shtml" like they couldnt have just typed that in their browser http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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Slick 05-03-2001 07:33 AM

Ha ha ha Unriz3n, that's what I get a kick outta also, when they search for my full site address. I don't know about some people, he he.

Hypo 05-03-2001 09:05 AM

My dad, till a few months back (I havent checked after that) used to go to any site, example www.yahoo.com, by typing it in the altavista search box, which was his home page. I tried explaining to him many times (and he has been on the net for some years) how to use the address field. He just doesnt seem to understand the difference between a url and a search engine!

I'll have to check back to see how he's doing now. Strange thing is, he's a bloody genius with a memory like an elephant's, got a PhD and tons of degrees with him. But when it comes to computers if he gets through his mails and wordprocessor that's an achievement!

Techie Media 05-03-2001 09:06 AM

we get several requests for "lightning rod protection" go figure that...LOL

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chris_davis 05-03-2001 12:56 PM

"pics of fat chicks fucking a mouse"

I can only hope to god they were looking for a computer mouse, not the real thing... Uugh.

Which meta tag exactly set that off is beyond me.

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chris_davis 05-03-2001 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightning:
we get several requests for "lightning rod protection" go figure that...LOL


HeHe.. I can see it now... www.jimsfreelightningrods.com

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Fucker 05-03-2001 01:20 PM

"sweet jimmy gay pics"

"boneprone tranny"

those are the most odd search terms ive found on my site.

Web_Mistress 05-03-2001 01:44 PM

Today I noticed:

bazooms oil


Is that for some kinda car I haven't heard about? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


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Web_Mistress 05-03-2001 10:29 PM

How about this one:

spike heels in pussies

That sounds painful.... OUCH! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/annoyed.gif



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pet 05-04-2001 12:09 AM

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[This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).]

Killerelf 05-04-2001 12:21 AM

Goverment Conspiracy

Hypo 05-04-2001 12:44 AM

I got a 'Biker Chicks' today, but there arent any on my page. Sounds good though, maybe I should put some up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Web_Mistress 05-04-2001 12:45 AM

ha ha pet. It is funny, I was just laughing on some more, one of my sites I used to have a gift shop on, and when I only sold one item, I finally caved and put small adult websites on it.

I had a search for hummingbird windchimes on there....I must still be listed as a gift shop on one of the directories, lol. They must get a REAL shock when they click on that link to look for those windchimes...

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HQ 05-04-2001 02:56 AM

thx hypo! that explains it!

Hypo 05-04-2001 02:25 PM

Here's a queer one -
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache...e+series&hl=no

absolutefreeseries is not mine nor do I trade with it.


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