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Old 05-03-2001, 02:56 PM   #1
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Elvis..I Brought The Sun!

After messing around with numerous "Bring on the sunny weather" incantations and chants...I finally did it!

It's sunny as can be and 80 degrees. Now lets hope it lasts.

I figured out what I was doing wrong...while saying the incantation chant I hopped 3 times on my left leg while holding one ear and giving the peace sign with my right hand.

What was needed was TWO hops on my RIGHT leg while holding my left boob and flipping the bird with my left hand.

Sheeesh I feel like an idiot LOL
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Old 05-03-2001, 03:07 PM   #2
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So you're the one who stole the sun. It's been cloudy, windy & chilly all day here in Kansas.

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Old 05-03-2001, 03:57 PM   #3
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Well April all you had to do was ask... Miss Lightning did that lastnight and here in Maryland, we had a sunny Hot as poop 93 degrees today...

Listen the miss said don't hold the tit to tight, the tighter you squeeze, the Hotter it will be..

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Old 05-03-2001, 04:24 PM   #4
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Right behind ya Lightning! Thought about going out and laying in the sun for awhile but the squirrels took over the back yard again. Chasing each other all over the place.
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Old 05-03-2001, 10:54 PM   #5
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LOL Lightning!

But don't think for a minute I won't be squeezing the hell out of my tit just in case LOL! We need the sun. Los Angelenos are wilting by the millions.
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