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Old 07-26-2004, 09:44 AM   #1
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They wouldn't let us play Monopoly
Me and one of my friends did our 2 or 3 times a week trip to Canada for a night of gambling and strip club attending, and everytime we go we dress up weird and bring weird shit into the club. So this time we brought a bunch of bungee cords (don't ask why), a flashlight, hats, a Candyland board and Monopoly. We sat down and a few of the strippers came over to see why we had boardgames, and we were about to start playing Monopoly, and the manager came over and told us that we weren't allowed to play board games in the strip club. And I also couldn't shine my flashlight at the girls vaginas. In the end, everyone got a good laugh and fun was had by all. End of story.
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:48 AM   #2
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:50 AM   #3
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HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:53 AM   #4
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HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.

Yeah I bet. Will you make me some toast in Miami too? I won't strip for it though
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Old 07-26-2004, 09:55 AM   #5
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Yeah I bet. Will you make me some toast in Miami too? I won't strip for it though
Of course.
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:01 AM   #6
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HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers.
sometimes I wonder if you and I aren't long lost brothers....
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:10 AM   #7
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sometimes I wonder if you and I aren't long lost brothers....
It's definately possible. If you're going to be in Miami, we can have a toast-off.
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:51 PM   #9
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rotfl. I don't know what I'd do if I walked into a strip club and saw two guys playing monopoly.

If it was two guys plus a few strippers, all is well then.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:11 PM   #13
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the manager came over and told us that we weren't allowed to play board games in the strip club.
I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:19 PM   #14
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It's definately possible. If you're going to be in Miami, we can have a toast-off.
the due date of the baby is too close to the show, so I'll be missing it, so maybe InterNext in Vegas?
I love to mess with strippers minds as well...I've never tried the board game thing though, will have to borrow that idea...and I really want to go to a strip club dressed in a clown outfit...
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:33 PM   #15
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omg lol, that's awesome..

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Old 07-26-2004, 01:59 PM   #18
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I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.
Yeah most strippers I have known.. seem to be the definition of attention whores.
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Old 07-26-2004, 02:01 PM   #19
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I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.
who cares, they're strippers.
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Old 07-26-2004, 04:39 PM   #20
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the due date of the baby is too close to the show, so I'll be missing it, so maybe InterNext in Vegas?
I love to mess with strippers minds as well...I've never tried the board game thing though, will have to borrow that idea...and I really want to go to a strip club dressed in a clown outfit...
For sure. I want to go in in a gorilla costume and pull a banana out of my pants. I also tried brining in an air horn one time, they take those away at the door too.
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Old 07-26-2004, 04:43 PM   #21
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For sure. I want to go in in a gorilla costume and pull a banana out of my pants. I also tried brining in an air horn one time, they take those away at the door too.
ok, next show, let's hit the OG or Tally Ho (sorry, I'm just not a Cheetah's fan) in various costumes (clown, gorilla, cowboy, pirate, etc.) and we'll claim we're in town for a costumer's convention or actors in a low budget movie or something...heheh
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ok, next show, let's hit the OG or Tally Ho (sorry, I'm just not a Cheetah's fan) in various costumes (clown, gorilla, cowboy, pirate, etc.) and we'll claim we're in town for a costumer's convention or actors in a low budget movie or something...heheh
HAHA, awesome. We should also hit up a Salvation Army or Goodwill, that's where we can buy cheap appliances to take with us. This is a great idea.
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