They wouldn't let us play Monopoly
 

Me and one of my friends did our 2 or 3 times a week trip to Canada for a night of gambling and strip club attending, and everytime we go we dress up weird and bring weird shit into the club. So this time we brought a bunch of bungee cords (don't ask why), a flashlight, hats, a Candyland board and Monopoly. We sat down and a few of the strippers came over to see why we had boardgames, and we were about to start playing Monopoly, and the manager came over and told us that we weren't allowed to play board games in the strip club. And I also couldn't shine my flashlight at the girls vaginas. In the end, everyone got a good laugh and fun was had by all. End of story. :)

You are weird :1orglaugh :thumbsup

HAHA, it usually gets a lot of girls talking to us, so its a good thing. Next time I am going to bring in a toaster and make toast for the strippers. :thumbsup

Yeah I bet. Will you make me some toast in Miami too? I won't strip for it though :winkwink:

Of course.

sometimes I wonder if you and I aren't long lost brothers....

It's definately possible. If you're going to be in Miami, we can have a toast-off.

funny

LMAO always be original! :thumbsup

nice story!

rotfl. I don't know what I'd do if I walked into a strip club and saw two guys playing monopoly. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If it was two guys plus a few strippers, all is well then. :Graucho

lol funny shit.

I could be wrong, but I think that it might be considered an insult to the stripping girl if 2 people were sitting there playing board games while she was doing her act. I know that a while back while I was at a strip club, there was a local entertainment paper sitting on the bar and I started to browse through it and my buddy nudged me and said that it's not a good idea to do that because the girl stripping might be insulted.

the due date of the baby is too close to the show, so I'll be missing it, so maybe InterNext in Vegas?
I love to mess with strippers minds as well...I've never tried the board game thing though, will have to borrow that idea...and I really want to go to a strip club dressed in a clown outfit...

omg lol, that's awesome..

reminds me of things I did in the past, and things I still want to do in the future :thumbsup

:1orglaugh you fucking rock dude :thumbsup

:1orglaugh great one

Yeah most strippers I have known.. seem to be the definition of attention whores.

who cares, they're strippers.

For sure. I want to go in in a gorilla costume and pull a banana out of my pants. I also tried brining in an air horn one time, they take those away at the door too. :helpme

ok, next show, let's hit the OG or Tally Ho (sorry, I'm just not a Cheetah's fan) in various costumes (clown, gorilla, cowboy, pirate, etc.) and we'll claim we're in town for a costumer's convention or actors in a low budget movie or something...heheh

HAHA, awesome. We should also hit up a Salvation Army or Goodwill, that's where we can buy cheap appliances to take with us. This is a great idea. :thumbsup