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Old 07-25-2004, 06:22 PM   #1
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John Kerry botched the opening pitch at the Yankees/Sox game



As you can see, the ball bounced before it got home... heh
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:05 PM   #2
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George Bush just has a Secret Service guy do it for him.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:07 PM   #3
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a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:09 PM   #4
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As you can see, the ball bounced before it got home... heh
He should have just tried to "bean" somebody and start a bench clearing brawl!

Now that would be news!!!
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:15 PM   #5
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a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic

Which is worse:

1. Non athlete who attempts to pitch it in hard and comes up short?

2. Non athlete who throws the ball up at forty-five degree angle and it floats like a rainbow to the catcher . . . but the catcher has to run to catch it?

These are basically the only two things that ever happen when a "non athlete" throws in the First Pitch.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:16 PM   #6
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Kerry has a big ass
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:17 PM   #7
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just fear bob dole's right handed fast ball
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:18 PM   #8
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George Bush just has a Secret Service guy do it for him.
To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:20 PM   #9
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To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.
So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

Good attitude retard.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:21 PM   #10
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Kerry has a big ass
That was kind of out of the blue.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:22 PM   #11
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That was kind of out of the blue.
Well I looked at the picture and he has a big ass.

Bill Blinton had a Big Ass.

Hello Mr. President!
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:24 PM   #12
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So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

I don't know how they pick their leaders up there, but that is how we do it here
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:25 PM   #13
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that is his bullet proof vest
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:26 PM   #14
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So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

Good attitude retard.

he was talking about a pitch.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:27 PM   #15
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that is his bullet proof vest
It's got my vote!
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:27 PM   #16
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he was talking about a pitch.
I don't think there is any point in explaining that to him
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:29 PM   #17
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So because he throws a baseball harder he should come in another term so he can destroy the world?

Good attitude retard.
Now is that what I said? NO!

You're assignment is now to seach all my posts and see what I have had to say about Bush.

I just believe in saying what's true. There are enough things about W that are true to make someone not vote for him.

Your apology accepted .
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:30 PM   #18
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I don't think there is any point in explaining that to him
Right of course, thanks
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:31 PM   #19
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pussyluver: my bad I read it wrong. Sorry about that.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:33 PM   #20
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pussyluver: my bad I read it wrong. Sorry about that.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:56 PM   #21
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To his credit (Bush), he put accross home plate. Gotta say it like it is.
I heard the interview on ESPN with the catcher who caught the pitch:


He was ordered to help Bush practice (earlier in the day) so that that he could get the ball to him. They threw for a long time.

He said he had to be searched (thoroughly) before he practiced with the President.

He said the President worked hard to be able to make the pitch.

He said that Bush had been working at home for weeks (as well) in order to get make the throw.

He said they searched him again before the start of the game and the actual first pitch.

I wish he would have asked if Bush could put a little of that effort into his job as President.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:57 PM   #22
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It looked more like a passed ball than it did a wild pitch to me.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:58 PM   #23
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I heard the interview on ESPN with the catcher who caught the pitch:


He was ordered to help Bush practice (earlier in the day) so that that he could get the ball to him. They threw for a long time.

He said he had to be searched (thoroughly) before he practiced with the President.

He said the President worked hard to be able to make the pitch.

He said that Bush had been working at home for weeks (as well) in order to get make the throw.

He said they searched him again before the start of the game and the actual first pitch.

I wish he would have asked if Bush could put a little of that effort into his job as President.
no shit I would too so not to embarass myself in front of 40000 people
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:01 PM   #24
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just fear bob dole's right handed fast ball

OH CRAP!

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Old 07-25-2004, 08:17 PM   #25
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no shit I would too so not to embarass myself in front of 40000 people

I was at a Cleveland Browns game where a fan was given the chance to kick a field goal for a million dollars.


Starting from the other endzone - He had to punt the ball and wherever it landed, he had to pass the ball and wherever the pass landed, he had to kick a field goal off of a tee. He also had only one minute to get his field goal kick away.


You would think that any normal human would have practiced (just in case).

He actually had his tee placed so he had about a thirty-five yard field goal . . . he ran up to kick the football and hit it at the top of the ball.


So the football rolled end over end along the ground from the tee to the endzone.

It was sooooo sad.


Lesson: PRACTICE or risk looking FOOLISH
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Dubya's pitch... from the mound:



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*LOL*

BradM is right.
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:45 PM   #28
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who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:55 PM   #30
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Dubya's pitch... from the mound:


Well, it is wayyyy out of the strike zone but at least it didn?t bounce.

That is usually how they go!

They either bounce or the catcher is struggling to get to it.
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who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING
if you throw like a girl, you will probably be a president like a girl, and that just won't do
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who really gives a fuck about who can pitch a baseball better? what does that prove to the world about them? NOTHING


What?

How do you vote?

Do you ask all sorts of annoying questions about policy, etc.???

Who cares if we are under attack by terrorists . . . I say we attack another country (like Iraq)!

I just love the fact that Bush practiced for WEEKS to be able to throw the ball without bouncing it. I don?t care that his throw ended up being way off the plate, or that he could have spent all his ?practice? time on issues that matter. At least that ball didn?t bounce! Now go die in Iraq and forget that Osama is still on the loose!!!
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Dubya's pitch... from the mound:





There is something just wrong about having "bush on the mound"
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That's kinda pathetic, but he is a presidential candidate, not an athlete...
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a man who can't toss a ball less than 60 feet is truly sad... looks like he was only about 45 feet to start with... fucking pathetic
He's a Kite-Surfer
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Kerry throws like a girl?

AND he has a big ass?

HE has MY vote girlfriend!
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