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Old 07-18-2004, 07:39 PM   #1
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ATTN Christians: Why does God want to be worshipped?

Why does god want to be worshipped?
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:49 PM   #2
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from what I understand about this, you're not supposed to question God
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:49 PM   #3
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Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:51 PM   #4
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he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:55 PM   #5
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FUCK RELIGION!!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 07:56 PM   #6
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he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:21 PM   #7
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god is a sadist
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:22 PM   #8
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Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?
hate to break it to you, this is hell
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:28 PM   #9
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Well it seems like if God created humans to worship him, wouldnt that mean he's an ass and we shouldnt like him? Someone as all powerful as God, why would he need worship of some pitiful beings he can crush in a second?
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:29 PM   #10
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Why does god want to be worshipped?
Because he, she, it is insecure.
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:30 PM   #11
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Must have a small penis
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:33 PM   #12
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I heard god likes anal... battus told me so!
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:34 PM   #13
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Keep asking questions like that and you will find yourself in the H.O.V. lane to hell along with Marthe Stewart and R. Kelly.
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