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detoxed 07-18-2004 07:39 PM

ATTN Christians: Why does God want to be worshipped?
 
Why does god want to be worshipped?

Rankings 07-18-2004 07:49 PM

from what I understand about this, you're not supposed to question God

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 07-18-2004 07:49 PM

Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?

crockett 07-18-2004 07:51 PM

he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.

mal 07-18-2004 07:55 PM

FUCK RELIGION!!!

Fizzgig 07-18-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.
:1orglaugh

FlyingIguana 07-18-2004 08:21 PM

god is a sadist

FlyingIguana 07-18-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?

hate to break it to you, this is hell

detoxed 07-18-2004 08:28 PM

Well it seems like if God created humans to worship him, wouldnt that mean he's an ass and we shouldnt like him? Someone as all powerful as God, why would he need worship of some pitiful beings he can crush in a second?

AaronM 07-18-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Why does god want to be worshipped?
Because he, she, it is insecure.

detoxed 07-18-2004 08:30 PM

Must have a small penis :)

The Heron 07-18-2004 08:33 PM

I heard god likes anal... battus told me so!

Pornwolf 07-18-2004 08:34 PM

Keep asking questions like that and you will find yourself in the H.O.V. lane to hell along with Marthe Stewart and R. Kelly.


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