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Old 07-17-2004, 08:52 PM   #1
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:mad Whos the person behind changing my FUCKING SIG???
With a paid god damn banner spot on this freaking board why the HELL did you change my fucking sig! I don't promote no damn adult com shit or hawgs shit wtf would I want that sig!! DID THE DAMN RULES CHANGE???? Look it up WE PAID YOU FOR BANNER SPOT@#$


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Old 07-17-2004, 08:52 PM   #2
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Maybe you had a too big sig?
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Old 07-17-2004, 08:53 PM   #3
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Old 07-17-2004, 08:53 PM   #4
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hmm....looks like they said your sig is too big
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hmm....looks like they said your sig is too big
NO SHIT and you got fuckers with sigs so damn big its scrolls!! We paid for a banner spot for several months with the understanding we can HAVE our sigs bigger then the normal posters... Guess we didnt SUCK ENOUGH FUCKING DICK seeing the damn shit was changed
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Hey tom out of the subject but hit me up on icq when you can...it's about the videos.

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Hey tom out of the subject but hit me up on icq when you can...it's about the Midgets. I think I forgot to give them food and now they're dying and screaming in their cages.


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What about you email lens or eric about it b4 posting it here ?
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Hey tom out of the subject but hit me up on icq when you can...it's about the Midgets. I think I forgot to give them food and now they're dying and screaming in their cages.


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What about you email lens or eric about it b4 posting it here ?
HOw about you suck my fucking nut
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What about you email lens or eric about it b4 posting it here ?
wait how about they fucking email me before fucking changing it to a sponsor I DONT do fucking biz with... HUH so I go fucking posting and people see this shit banner in my sig think IM THE ONE that put it there etc. etc. so
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...i don't think you would be someone i would want to do business with
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Probably was a lack of communication..It has happened to me before and I just emailed Lens..
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What about you email lens or eric about it b4 posting it here ?

Only common sense.
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Well then you can FUCK YOURSELF and suck on the nut he isnt sucking on!!!
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SHIIIT, sorry man, it's my fault! I picked up this magic wand here, waved it around a bit and said "Abra-cadabra" like the instructions that came with it said.... and "PAFF!".... your sig changed.


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SHIIIT, sorry man, it's my fault! I picked up this magic wand here, waved it around a bit and said "Abra-cadabra" like the instructions that came with it said.... and "PAFF!".... your sig changed.


Christ on a shingle I'm SORRYYY!
Damnit CD don't be comming in my MAD thread and trying to make me laugh!! It worked Thanks
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With a paid god damn banner spot on this freaking board why the HELL did you change my fucking sig! I don't promote no damn adult com shit or hawgs shit wtf would I want that sig!! DID THE DAMN RULES CHANGE???? Look it up WE PAID YOU FOR BANNER SPOT@#$


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I wouldn't be so freaking upset if I havent been here so damn long and never broke the damn rules but christ to put somone elses freaking stupid ass banner in my place just sucks and who ever did it didnt even leave their damn name!! it just really freaking sucks to get treated like this... *shrugs*
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Where have you been? Haven't seen you here at all lately.
Bro I've had to move im without cable on THIS SHIT ass dail up will have cable wed been going to court over and fucking over with the bullshit that freaking Gary pulled and my own problem with tickets its been a freaking wild month!!!

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I don't think it was done intentionally. Yeah I know..frustrating...infuriating...but shit happens.

So back to this magic wand thing...what else does it do besides sigs?
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Bro I've had to move im without cable on THIS SHIT ass dail up will have cable wed been going to court over and fucking over with the bullshit that freaking Gary pulled and my own problem with tickets its been a freaking wild month!!!

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any positive outcome so far?
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any positive outcome so far?
Yea I've learned not to take anymore shit!@$# but no not yet next court date is aug 8th 11am


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So back to this magic wand thing...what else does it do besides sigs?
I'm not sure yet, still practising. What I do know is that the guy I bought it from wasn't too happy. He said it used to be a magic mirror, but he made a wish and turned it into a wand for some reason. Mumbled something about "wand" not rhyming with anything dangerous.

He brought it home for his wife as a joke gift you see, and she took it in the bedroom, hung it on the closet door and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits size forty-four"....
and "PAFF".... she had a rack the size of newark.

So this guy (the husband) sees her and freaks. He starts thinking he's gonna bang the hell out of his new busty wife, but first he asks to borrow the thing. He runs to the closet and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my cock touch the floor"......
and it fell off.
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I'm sure it was done by one of the mods with less brain cells than your average chimp.
That doesnt really help in narrowing the list of mods down though in all actuality lol
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I'm not sure yet, still practising. What I do know is that the guy I bought it from wasn't too happy. He said it used to be a magic mirror, but he made a wish and turned it into a wand for some reason. Mumbled something about "wand" not rhyming with anything dangerous.

He brought it home for his wife as a joke gift you see, and she took it in the bedroom, hung it on the closet door and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits size forty-four"....
and "PAFF".... she had a rack the size of newark.

So this guy (the husband) sees her and freaks. He starts thinking he's gonna bang the hell out of his new busty wife, but first he asks to borrow the thing. He runs to the closet and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my cock touch the floor"......
and it fell off.
lmao! keep that wand away from me
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I'm not sure yet, still practising. What I do know is that the guy I bought it from wasn't too happy. He said it used to be a magic mirror, but he made a wish and turned it into a wand for some reason. Mumbled something about "wand" not rhyming with anything dangerous.

He brought it home for his wife as a joke gift you see, and she took it in the bedroom, hung it on the closet door and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits size forty-four"....
and "PAFF".... she had a rack the size of newark.

So this guy (the husband) sees her and freaks. He starts thinking he's gonna bang the hell out of his new busty wife, but first he asks to borrow the thing. He runs to the closet and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my cock touch the floor"......
and it fell off.

Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh CD
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I'm not sure yet, still practising. What I do know is that the guy I bought it from wasn't too happy. He said it used to be a magic mirror, but he made a wish and turned it into a wand for some reason. Mumbled something about "wand" not rhyming with anything dangerous.

He brought it home for his wife as a joke gift you see, and she took it in the bedroom, hung it on the closet door and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits size forty-four"....
and "PAFF".... she had a rack the size of newark.

So this guy (the husband) sees her and freaks. He starts thinking he's gonna bang the hell out of his new busty wife, but first he asks to borrow the thing. He runs to the closet and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my cock touch the floor"......
and it fell off.
RFLMAO
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W00h00 wow DarkJedi ya always make me laugh!! Thanks I needed that hahaha

FUCK I went a little over board last night eh? Should of just emailed them *shrugs* but FUCK It still sucks hehehe


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Old 07-18-2004, 11:21 AM   #50
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you're aware that Lens has you on ignore, right?
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