Thread: Whos the person behind changing my FUCKING SIG???
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Old 07-18-2004, 06:48 AM  
UltraSonic
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Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm not sure yet, still practising. What I do know is that the guy I bought it from wasn't too happy. He said it used to be a magic mirror, but he made a wish and turned it into a wand for some reason. Mumbled something about "wand" not rhyming with anything dangerous.

He brought it home for his wife as a joke gift you see, and she took it in the bedroom, hung it on the closet door and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits size forty-four"....
and "PAFF".... she had a rack the size of newark.

So this guy (the husband) sees her and freaks. He starts thinking he's gonna bang the hell out of his new busty wife, but first he asks to borrow the thing. He runs to the closet and says "mirror mirror on the door, make my cock touch the floor"......
and it fell off.
RFLMAO
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