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Old 07-17-2004, 05:13 PM   #1
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I want to be a "GURU" of something

How can call myself a GURU what do i need to do?

And what can i be a GURU of?
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:13 PM   #2
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guido guru?
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:13 PM   #3
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guru of slurpee machince I crown you
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:14 PM   #4
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Apparently all you have to do is add "Guru" to the end of your handle.

Just ask the other over-hyped underachieving Guru's.

You know who you are!
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:14 PM   #5
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You can be a New Age Guru, anybody can.

In fact, I think I am going to write a bot that writes New Age guru books. They're all about the same shit any way.
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:15 PM   #6
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:15 PM   #7
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you are the master of bator already
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:16 PM   #8
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ain't you the QUEEF GURU?
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:17 PM   #9
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Hmmm


Board Whore Guru?
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:23 PM   #10
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Old 07-17-2004, 05:23 PM   #11
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You are the guru of Q
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:12 PM   #12
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:13 PM   #13
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I do not think it is allowed to be both good looking and be a guru. You must first physically mame yourself I suppose.
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:13 PM   #14
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:18 PM   #15
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postwhore guru?
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:20 PM   #16
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you can be a "Marketing Guru"

you seem to be liked by everyone
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:20 PM   #17
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postwhore guru?
hmmm i like that
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