I want to be a "GURU" of something
 

How can call myself a GURU what do i need to do?

And what can i be a GURU of?

guido guru?

guru of slurpee machince I crown you

Apparently all you have to do is add "Guru" to the end of your handle.

Just ask the other over-hyped underachieving Guru's.

You know who you are!

You can be a New Age Guru, anybody can.

In fact, I think I am going to write a bot that writes New Age guru books. They're all about the same shit any way.

Sheep Herding Guru

you are the master of bator already :Graucho

ain't you the QUEEF GURU? :glugglug

Hmmm


Board Whore Guru?

Guido Guru!

You are the guru of Q

gfy guru :thumbsup

I do not think it is allowed to be both good looking and be a guru. You must first physically mame yourself I suppose.

:)

postwhore guru?

you can be a "Marketing Guru"

you seem to be liked by everyone :thumbsup

hmmm i like that