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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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I want to be a "GURU" of something
How can call myself a GURU what do i need to do?
And what can i be a GURU of? |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: san diego
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guido guru?
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#3 |
Omaha Hi/Lo
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 17,380
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guru of slurpee machince I crown you
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Apparently all you have to do is add "Guru" to the end of your handle.
Just ask the other over-hyped underachieving Guru's. You know who you are! |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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You can be a New Age Guru, anybody can.
In fact, I think I am going to write a bot that writes New Age guru books. They're all about the same shit any way. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris
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Sheep Herding Guru
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#7 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny California
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you are the master of bator already
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ain't you the QUEEF GURU?
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So Fucking Banned
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Hmmm
Board Whore Guru? |
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Pounding Googlebot
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Location: Canada
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Guido Guru!
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I play with Google. |
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#11 |
want to get in shape
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: on the lake
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You are the guru of Q
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gfy guru
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Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected] |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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I do not think it is allowed to be both good looking and be a guru. You must first physically mame yourself I suppose.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Holland
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postwhore guru?
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Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888 |
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Location: Cyberspace
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you can be a "Marketing Guru"
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So Fucking Banned
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