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				I want to be a "GURU" of something
			 
			How can call myself a GURU what do i need to do? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 guido guru? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Omaha Hi/Lo 
			
		
			
			
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		 guru of slurpee machince I crown you 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Apparently all you have to do is add "Guru" to the end of your handle. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Just ask the other over-hyped underachieving Guru's. You know who you are!  | 
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		 You can be a New Age Guru, anybody can. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	In fact, I think I am going to write a bot that writes New Age guru books. They're all about the same shit any way.  | 
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			 Too lazy to set a custom title 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Sheep Herding Guru 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 you are the master of bator already  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 ain't you the QUEEF GURU?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 Hmmm  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Board Whore Guru?  | 
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			 Pounding Googlebot 
			
		
			
			
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		 Guido Guru! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 want to get in shape 
			
		
			
			
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		 You are the guru of Q 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 gfy guru  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I do not think it is allowed to be both good looking and be a guru. You must first physically mame yourself I suppose. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 postwhore guru? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 you can be a "Marketing Guru" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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