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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 14,494
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What would you do if you had 100% of the internet traffic for 1 day.
I am talking.
Everyone in the entire world would have to see your webpage. Trillions upon Trillions of hits. 24hrs. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Orlando, Florida
Posts: 2,051
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retire
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#3 |
stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
Posts: 12,403
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i would reroute everyone to ytcracker.com and prepare for my acceptance speech as supreme leader of the world
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
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Make whitehouse.gov my bitch
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Dirty 3rd
Posts: 4,216
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load spyware and hijack cookies so i can pay the bandwidth bill
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,895
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I would broker it
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#7 |
Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,482
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My host would jizz in their pants with joy in overage charges.
WG
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#8 |
jellyfish
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Posts: 71,528
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Send it to Big Sausage Pizza
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#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,020
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Send it all to GFY
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#10 |
holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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auto install spyware
auto install dialers add like 5 exit programs add like 10 banner exchanges and popup exchanges to be able to send traffic to multiple sites buy florida |
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#11 |
vip member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
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send it to a company i own stock in, instant millions
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 128
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Redirect it to a yahoo-style PPC filter page
As for the pornsurfers.... lots of dialer and popups I wonder how many mails you'd get from an emailgrabber ?
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#13 |
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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Stand back and seek cover before my server explodes!
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#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Still lost
Posts: 5,112
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Send it to a blank page to encourage ppl to read.
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#15 |
I'm here for SPORT
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
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i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.
idiot
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#16 | |
I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 14,494
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Quote:
keep drinking and driving. |
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