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Old 07-15-2004, 11:00 PM   #1
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What would you do if you had 100% of the internet traffic for 1 day.

I am talking.

Everyone in the entire world would have to see your webpage.

Trillions upon Trillions of hits.

24hrs.
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:01 PM   #2
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retire
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:04 PM   #3
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i would reroute everyone to ytcracker.com and prepare for my acceptance speech as supreme leader of the world
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:13 PM   #4
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:16 PM   #5
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load spyware and hijack cookies so i can pay the bandwidth bill
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:17 PM   #6
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I would broker it
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:17 PM   #7
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:17 PM   #8
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Send it to Big Sausage Pizza
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:18 PM   #9
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Send it all to GFY
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:30 PM   #10
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auto install spyware

auto install dialers

add like 5 exit programs

add like 10 banner exchanges and popup exchanges to be able to send traffic to multiple sites

buy florida
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:31 PM   #11
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send it to a company i own stock in, instant millions
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:36 PM   #12
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Redirect it to a yahoo-style PPC filter page

As for the pornsurfers.... lots of dialer and popups

I wonder how many mails you'd get from an emailgrabber ?
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:37 PM   #13
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Stand back and seek cover before my server explodes!
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:44 PM   #14
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Send it to a blank page to encourage ppl to read.
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:46 PM   #15
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i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.


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Old 07-16-2004, 12:20 AM   #16
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i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.


idiot
idiot?

keep drinking and driving.
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