What would you do if you had 100% of the internet traffic for 1 day.

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  • KMR Stitch
    I am cool
    • Jul 2003
    • 14494

    #1

    What would you do if you had 100% of the internet traffic for 1 day.

    I am talking.

    Everyone in the entire world would have to see your webpage.

    Trillions upon Trillions of hits.

    24hrs.
  • stevo
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 2051

    #2
    retire

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    • ytcracker
      stc is the greatest
      • Dec 2002
      • 12403

      #3
      i would reroute everyone to ytcracker.com and prepare for my acceptance speech as supreme leader of the world
      www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
      i love you

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      • Mike Okitch
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 4126

        #4
        Make whitehouse.gov my bitch
        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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        • hydro
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 4216

          #5
          load spyware and hijack cookies so i can pay the bandwidth bill

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          • SmutGiant
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 4896

            #6
            I would broker it

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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34512

              #7
              My host would jizz in their pants with joy in overage charges.
              WG
              I play with Google.

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                Send it to Big Sausage Pizza

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                • B40
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7020

                  #9
                  Send it all to GFY

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                  • brizzad
                    holla
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11769

                    #10
                    auto install spyware

                    auto install dialers

                    add like 5 exit programs

                    add like 10 banner exchanges and popup exchanges to be able to send traffic to multiple sites

                    buy florida

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                    • detoxed
                      vip member
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17798

                      #11
                      send it to a company i own stock in, instant millions

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                      • kveldulv
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 128

                        #12
                        Redirect it to a yahoo-style PPC filter page

                        As for the pornsurfers.... lots of dialer and popups

                        I wonder how many mails you'd get from an emailgrabber ?
                        icq: 22005948

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                        • Fizzgig
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 9649

                          #13
                          Stand back and seek cover before my server explodes!
                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                          • Za Ha
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 5112

                            #14
                            Send it to a blank page to encourage ppl to read.

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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470

                              #15
                              i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.


                              idiot
                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                              Now read without the word dog.

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                              • KMR Stitch
                                I am cool
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 14494

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.


                                idiot
                                idiot?

                                keep drinking and driving.

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