What would you do if you had 100% of the internet traffic for 1 day.
 

I am talking.

Everyone in the entire world would have to see your webpage.

Trillions upon Trillions of hits.

24hrs.

retire

i would reroute everyone to ytcracker.com and prepare for my acceptance speech as supreme leader of the world

Make whitehouse.gov my bitch

load spyware and hijack cookies so i can pay the bandwidth bill

I would broker it :Graucho

My host would jizz in their pants with joy in overage charges.
WG

Send it to Big Sausage Pizza

Send it all to GFY :1orglaugh

auto install spyware

auto install dialers

add like 5 exit programs

add like 10 banner exchanges and popup exchanges to be able to send traffic to multiple sites

buy florida

send it to a company i own stock in, instant millions

Redirect it to a yahoo-style PPC filter page

As for the pornsurfers.... lots of dialer and popups

I wonder how many mails you'd get from an emailgrabber ?

Stand back and seek cover before my server explodes!

Send it to a blank page to encourage ppl to read.

i take it you dream of winning the lottery rather than dream of running the lottery like real business men do.


idiot

idiot?

keep drinking and driving.