If someone comes to your house for trouble what do you do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ross · 07-11-2004, 04:46 PM

Call the cops? Kick ass?

Discuss.

B40 · 07-11-2004, 04:48 PM

Umm....depends on the guy and what you did to piss him off...

But, in most cases I prefer talking it out over violence

radical · 07-11-2004, 04:48 PM

If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!

B40 · 07-11-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by radical
If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!

He probably has a weapon too...

bad_girl · 07-11-2004, 04:50 PM

Introduce him to the dog.

BG

radical · 07-11-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by B40
He probably has a weapon too...

Makes it an even better fight then

Ross · 07-11-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Introduce him to the dog.

BG

The dog is still a puppy.

And I'm just asking, something (nothing to do with me) has happened and I have a feeling there will be trouble tonight. In saying that, the persons who I suspect would come, have already had a kicking before for coming to my house. They both came with bats and left with head wounds needing stitches while I had a torn t shirt

FlyingIguana · 07-11-2004, 04:53 PM

isn't that what shotguns are for?

bufferover · 07-11-2004, 04:53 PM

For sure i will kick his ass

Ross · 07-11-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
isn't that what shotguns are for?

Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass

detoxed · 07-11-2004, 04:55 PM

Give them the trouble they are looking for

CumSensei · 07-11-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by dimitar
For sure i will kick his ass

Who would come to my house?

I give him my war face.

FlyingIguana · 07-11-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass

well you can always wield a butter knife

Ross · 07-11-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
well you can always wield a butter knife

I wouldn't know how to use it

twistyneck · 07-11-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Give them the trouble they are looking for

Fucking right.

Ross · 07-11-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by CumSensei
Who would come to my house?

I give him my war face.

No offence but why not? You don't look mean at all.

You are wearing an adult website sweater and a baseball cap.

Just messing, you look badass

Spunky · 07-11-2004, 04:58 PM

Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables

bjjb · 07-11-2004, 05:00 PM

One of the great things bout being an American... Guns are legal and I have no problem using them if the need arises. Also can be useful to call 911. Cops are there for our protection believe it or not. Guns get messy, but if forced to use them I like having that right to do so.

radical · 07-11-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by CumSensei
Who would come to my house?

I give him my war face.

I'd come to your house and ask to touch your top

Ross · 07-11-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables

The local police station is about 3 minutes in the car. The cops speeding could be here in 1 minute. My nearest neighbour is next door, about 15 yards from my house or so.

goBigtime · 07-11-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass

In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok.

In the US?....Well... The instructions go out to our people to adhere to law. That oughtta comfort you. We -- we're a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws. And that might provide comfort for you. And those were the instructions out of -- from our president to the world.

Ross · 07-11-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok.

HAHA!! Nice!!

Dagwolf · 07-11-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
Call the cops? Kick ass?

Discuss.

If they're looking for trouble, why give them what they want? Call the cops. However, if they're borrowing sugar or trying to convert you to their religion, go ahead and smash their heads in.

Evil1 · 07-11-2004, 05:17 PM

OO buckshot solves just about any problem rapidly.

PatrickKing · 07-11-2004, 05:20 PM

Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away

Vitasoy · 07-11-2004, 05:33 PM

Cops... too much trouble for anything else.

Pornopat · 07-11-2004, 05:40 PM

make sure the alarmsystems are working and go visit a person...

Even if you kick their ass police might arrest YOU and put you in jail. And thats not for pretty boys like you said. Offcourse like most people on GFY you would be able to actually get some work done making pornsites from jail.....

Illicit · 07-11-2004, 05:41 PM

shoot them... I dont take chances with my pretty face

PenisFace · 07-11-2004, 05:41 PM

If someone comes over looking for trouble, the sound of a shotgun being racked alone is enough to leave people permanently scarred

edit: or if you're like me and would never own a gun, talking things out usually works

EviLGuY · 07-11-2004, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
Call the cops? Kick ass?

Discuss.

Call the cops.. then go out and kick some ass.

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 07-11-2004, 07:43 PM

If there are two or more, a bat in each hand usually works wonders, once you have knocked them the fuck out, get the super glue and glue their extremities together, faces, feet, hands; dump them somewhere cos they certainly are not going to be able to walk anywhere.

Joesho · 07-11-2004, 07:52 PM

if somebody came to my house to look to harm me kinda trouble, I would shoot the mother fucker in the head! PERIOD!

Joesho · 07-11-2004, 07:53 PM

If they came to my house for the " I want to fuck your wife kinda trouble" I would kick them into next week and show them what a beating is all about!

Joesho · 07-11-2004, 07:54 PM

If someone came to my house to harras and call me names or some stupid shit, I would call the cops and have them remocved...

Joesho · 07-11-2004, 07:55 PM

If someone came to my house to tell me I owed them money kinda trouble I would just spit on them and show them to the street politly and tell them they should have called.....

CDSmith · 07-11-2004, 07:56 PM

This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....

V_RocKs · 07-11-2004, 07:57 PM

I'd double around the back and surprise them with a RocketTech or a Synergy. Then I'd go into a lengthy discussion on getting what you paid for. I paid a lot for my bats and they work wonders in and out of the game.

WiredGuy · 07-11-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....

LOL, good one!
WG

Alex · 07-11-2004, 07:59 PM

Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass

CDSmith · 07-11-2004, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass

Best response EVER.

Fizzgig · 07-11-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass

wyldblyss · 07-11-2004, 08:02 PM

Don't open the damn door...sheesh

brizzad · 07-11-2004, 08:04 PM

if they're on your property, bust a cap

Rankings · 07-11-2004, 08:05 PM

the popo. that's what they are there for

OzMan · 07-11-2004, 08:06 PM

Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich

Herb Kornfield · 07-11-2004, 08:11 PM

Dont answer the door, call the cops and report a break-in to your place. Let the asshats get arrested and send them tons of gay porn in jail.

CDSmith · 07-11-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan
Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich

I know a Glasgow kiss is a headbutt to the bridge of the nose.

What's a Glasgow sandwich?

pxxx · 07-11-2004, 08:29 PM

Kick his ass and then call the cops and claim self defense.

OzMan · 07-11-2004, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I know a Glasgow kiss is a headbutt to the bridge of the nose.

What's a Glasgow sandwich?

Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.

Adultnet · 07-11-2004, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by radical
If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!

yes

same here

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