If someone comes to your house for trouble what do you do?
 

Call the cops? Kick ass?

Discuss.

Umm....depends on the guy and what you did to piss him off...

But, in most cases I prefer talking it out over violence :Graucho

If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them! :thumbsup

He probably has a weapon too...

Introduce him to the dog.


BG

Makes it an even better fight then :thumbsup

The dog is still a puppy. :(

And I'm just asking, something (nothing to do with me) has happened and I have a feeling there will be trouble tonight. In saying that, the persons who I suspect would come, have already had a kicking before for coming to my house. They both came with bats and left with head wounds needing stitches while I had a torn t shirt :(

isn't that what shotguns are for?

For sure i will kick his ass

Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy :)

I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass :(

Give them the trouble they are looking for

Who would come to my house?

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I give him my war face.

well you can always wield a butter knife

I wouldn't know how to use it :winkwink:

Fucking right. :ak47:

No offence but why not? You don't look mean at all.

You are wearing an adult website sweater and a baseball cap.

Just messing, you look badass :)

Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables

One of the great things bout being an American... Guns are legal and I have no problem using them if the need arises. Also can be useful to call 911. Cops are there for our protection believe it or not. Guns get messy, but if forced to use them I like having that right to do so. :BangBang:

I'd come to your house and ask to touch your top :1orglaugh

The local police station is about 3 minutes in the car. The cops speeding could be here in 1 minute. My nearest neighbour is next door, about 15 yards from my house or so.

In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok. :glugglug

In the US?....Well... The instructions go out to our people to adhere to law. That oughtta comfort you. We -- we're a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws. And that might provide comfort for you. And those were the instructions out of -- from our president to the world.

HAHA!! Nice!!

If they're looking for trouble, why give them what they want? Call the cops. However, if they're borrowing sugar or trying to convert you to their religion, go ahead and smash their heads in.

OO buckshot solves just about any problem rapidly.

Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away:winkwink:

Cops... too much trouble for anything else.

make sure the alarmsystems are working and go visit a person...

Even if you kick their ass police might arrest YOU and put you in jail. And thats not for pretty boys like you said. Offcourse like most people on GFY you would be able to actually get some work done making pornsites from jail.....

shoot them... I dont take chances with my pretty face

If someone comes over looking for trouble, the sound of a shotgun being racked alone is enough to leave people permanently scarred :Graucho

edit: or if you're like me and would never own a gun, talking things out usually works

Call the cops.. then go out and kick some ass.

If there are two or more, a bat in each hand usually works wonders, once you have knocked them the fuck out, get the super glue and glue their extremities together, faces, feet, hands; dump them somewhere cos they certainly are not going to be able to walk anywhere.

if somebody came to my house to look to harm me kinda trouble, I would shoot the mother fucker in the head! PERIOD!

If they came to my house for the " I want to fuck your wife kinda trouble" I would kick them into next week and show them what a beating is all about!

If someone came to my house to harras and call me names or some stupid shit, I would call the cops and have them remocved...

If someone came to my house to tell me I owed them money kinda trouble I would just spit on them and show them to the street politly and tell them they should have called.....

This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


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I'd double around the back and surprise them with a RocketTech or a Synergy. Then I'd go into a lengthy discussion on getting what you paid for. I paid a lot for my bats and they work wonders in and out of the game.

LOL, good one!
WG

Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass:winkwink:

Best response EVER. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Don't open the damn door...sheesh

if they're on your property, bust a cap

the popo. that's what they are there for

Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich :winkwink:

Dont answer the door, call the cops and report a break-in to your place. Let the asshats get arrested and send them tons of gay porn in jail.

I know a Glasgow kiss is a headbutt to the bridge of the nose.

What's a Glasgow sandwich?

Kick his ass and then call the cops and claim self defense.:thumbsup

:1orglaugh Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.

yes :) same here