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07-11-2004, 04:46 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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If someone comes to your house for trouble what do you do?
Call the cops? Kick ass?
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07-11-2004, 04:48 PM
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Umm....depends on the guy and what you did to piss him off...
But, in most cases I prefer talking it out over violence 
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07-11-2004, 04:48 PM
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If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!
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07-11-2004, 04:50 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:50 PM
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Introduce him to the dog.
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07-11-2004, 04:51 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:52 PM
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 And I'm just asking, something (nothing to do with me) has happened and I have a feeling there will be trouble tonight. In saying that, the persons who I suspect would come, have already had a kicking before for coming to my house. They both came with bats and left with head wounds needing stitches while I had a torn t shirt |
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07-11-2004, 04:53 PM
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isn't that what shotguns are for?
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07-11-2004, 04:53 PM
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For sure i will kick his ass
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07-11-2004, 04:54 PM
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 I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass |
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07-11-2004, 04:55 PM
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Give them the trouble they are looking for
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07-11-2004, 04:55 PM
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 I give him my war face.
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07-11-2004, 04:56 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:57 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:57 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:58 PM
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07-11-2004, 04:58 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables
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07-11-2004, 05:00 PM
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One of the great things bout being an American... Guns are legal and I have no problem using them if the need arises. Also can be useful to call 911. Cops are there for our protection believe it or not. Guns get messy, but if forced to use them I like having that right to do so.
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07-11-2004, 05:02 PM
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07-11-2004, 05:03 PM
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07-11-2004, 05:08 PM
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In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok.  In the US?....Well... The instructions go out to our people to adhere to law. That oughtta comfort you. We -- we're a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws. And that might provide comfort for you. And those were the instructions out of -- from our president to the world. |
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07-11-2004, 05:11 PM
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07-11-2004, 05:15 PM
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07-11-2004, 05:17 PM
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OO buckshot solves just about any problem rapidly.
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07-11-2004, 05:20 PM
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Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away
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07-11-2004, 05:33 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Cops... too much trouble for anything else.
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07-11-2004, 05:40 PM
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make sure the alarmsystems are working and go visit a person...
Even if you kick their ass police might arrest YOU and put you in jail. And thats not for pretty boys like you said. Offcourse like most people on GFY you would be able to actually get some work done making pornsites from jail.....
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07-11-2004, 05:41 PM
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wtf ?
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shoot them... I dont take chances with my pretty face
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07-11-2004, 05:41 PM
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If someone comes over looking for trouble, the sound of a shotgun being racked alone is enough to leave people permanently scarred
edit: or if you're like me and would never own a gun, talking things out usually works |
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07-11-2004, 07:17 PM
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07-11-2004, 07:43 PM
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If there are two or more, a bat in each hand usually works wonders, once you have knocked them the fuck out, get the super glue and glue their extremities together, faces, feet, hands; dump them somewhere cos they certainly are not going to be able to walk anywhere.
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07-11-2004, 07:52 PM
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if somebody came to my house to look to harm me kinda trouble, I would shoot the mother fucker in the head! PERIOD!
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07-11-2004, 07:53 PM
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If they came to my house for the " I want to fuck your wife kinda trouble" I would kick them into next week and show them what a beating is all about!
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07-11-2004, 07:54 PM
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If someone came to my house to harras and call me names or some stupid shit, I would call the cops and have them remocved...
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07-11-2004, 07:55 PM
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If someone came to my house to tell me I owed them money kinda trouble I would just spit on them and show them to the street politly and tell them they should have called.....
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07-11-2004, 07:56 PM
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This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....
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07-11-2004, 07:57 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I'd double around the back and surprise them with a RocketTech or a Synergy. Then I'd go into a lengthy discussion on getting what you paid for. I paid a lot for my bats and they work wonders in and out of the game.
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07-11-2004, 07:59 PM
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07-11-2004, 07:59 PM
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Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass
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07-11-2004, 08:01 PM
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07-11-2004, 08:02 PM
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07-11-2004, 08:02 PM
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Don't open the damn door...sheesh
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07-11-2004, 08:04 PM
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holla
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if they're on your property, bust a cap
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07-11-2004, 08:05 PM
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the popo. that's what they are there for
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07-11-2004, 08:06 PM
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Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich
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07-11-2004, 08:11 PM
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Dont answer the door, call the cops and report a break-in to your place. Let the asshats get arrested and send them tons of gay porn in jail.
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What's a Glasgow sandwich?
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07-11-2004, 08:29 PM
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Kick his ass and then call the cops and claim self defense.
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07-11-2004, 08:34 PM
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same here
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