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Old 07-15-2004, 07:51 PM   #51
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:08 PM   #52
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:14 PM   #53
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climbing accident with people around.
this one seems like a good idea...

driving off a cliff on a raining day can be good too...ice would be even better, depending on where your story is located...
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:18 PM   #54
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I was thinking that might work well too, but then thought, unless there is some break/streaks on the road wouldn't the police/whoever think that it was done on purpose? so would it be best to speed up then skid off that cliff?


hmmmm


Take this idea but have the person come from the other direction and skid then head down the road turn around and then come full force skidding as he slides off the cliff.
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:26 PM   #55
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How about injecting a blood clotting agent into his vein. by the time the blood stops flowing he should have enough time to dispose of the needle and make it look like an accident.
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:31 PM   #56
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:31 PM   #57
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someone is gonna send this thread to the cops, and they are gonna pick your ass up QUICK!
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:17 PM   #58
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someone is gonna send this thread to the cops, and they are gonna pick your ass up QUICK!

for doing some research in the process of writing a short story?


chaa, right...that's lame...


of course this is the Land of the Free right? haha
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:20 PM   #59
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:25 PM   #60
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I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....
how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?
Am I the only one here that thinks this guy is not writting a book at all, but i trying to kill somone and uses GFY to find the best way to kill his enemy???
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:27 PM   #61
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Am I the only one here that thinks this guy is not writting a book at all, but i trying to kill somone and uses GFY to find the best way to kill his enemy???


oooo, some conspiracy theory....if you knew me you'd be laughing at that one...


enemies? I got those where...show meh...

I must have not been introduced to them yet
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:32 PM   #62
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I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?
i think someones depressed ;)

plug a light socket when you're wet? you'll just look stupid and dead....
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:38 PM   #63
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I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?

I believe if you did some research, lots of famous artist and writers choose the drunk driving car accident as the way out.

A party and winding roads with guest afterward saying ?it was common knowledge that he was depressed but that was months ago and he was the life of the party when I saw him. Yes, he was drinking but he was his old self again.? (something like that)
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:47 PM   #64
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what about those wack jobs that jerk off and try to hang themselves or something? that'll look like an accident
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:56 PM   #65
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put on a walkman at high volume, and then get run over by a train/truck...

put on a bussiness outfit (with a long tie) and then while checking if you have enough oil in the engine, accidently let your tie get caught into a fan...

same as above, but with something more powerful, some industrial equipment perhaps...
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:13 PM   #66
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:33 PM   #67
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If you want you're character to have some fun before he goes...

Have him drive to the hood and try rob a crack dealer at knife-point.
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:50 PM   #68
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If you want you're character to have some fun before he goes...

Have him drive to the hood and try rob a crack dealer at knife-point.
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:53 PM   #69
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Maybe a car can go off a bridge or something?
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:53 PM   #70
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make him very tired and then drive to a tree
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Old 07-16-2004, 12:00 AM   #71
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That would do the trick!
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:01 AM   #73
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:16 AM   #74
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:13 AM   #75
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just checking whom of you has the capability to commit suicide!!!
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