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TheJimmy 07-15-2004 12:54 PM

How to Kill Yourself and Make it Look Like an Accident?
 
I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?

Manowar 07-15-2004 12:58 PM

undo your shoelace and jump off a tall object/building ?

dready 07-15-2004 12:59 PM

Drive off a cliff.

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dready
Drive off a cliff.

I was thinking that might work well too, but then thought, unless there is some break/streaks on the road wouldn't the police/whoever think that it was done on purpose? so would it be best to speed up then skid off that cliff?


hmmmm

crockett 07-15-2004 01:02 PM

slip and fall in the shower with a fleshlight

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 01:05 PM

any thoughts on accidental poisoning?



I don't know much about it, so I might have to just go with the cliff plot...



it's kinda important that this looks very much like an accident for this character as he wants his family to get the life insurance money...so it's gotta be pretty much perfect...

Furious_Male 07-15-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dready
Drive off a cliff.
They say a lot of unexplained accidents may have been suicide. The car accident angle would be a good ideal. Like you mentioned making it look like an attempt to stop would make it more real.

Lycanthrope 07-15-2004 01:10 PM

You can get some neat ideas here:
http://www.walkingdead.net/~worm/

Rich 07-15-2004 01:10 PM

Cliff is to cliche, think of something better. :2 cents:

phillyrich 07-15-2004 01:13 PM

Skiing Accident

kimzar 07-15-2004 01:20 PM

how about some researching some unsolved cases or cases that have actually been ruled an accident, don't know from where to get that kind of info from

marcu5 07-15-2004 02:25 PM

Does the character do drugs?

Persius 07-15-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
slip and fall in the shower with a fleshlight
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fr33s3x 07-15-2004 02:29 PM

Fix a bulb of light when it's on

PatrickKing 07-15-2004 02:30 PM

autoerotic asphixiation.

fr33s3x 07-15-2004 02:33 PM

or a car-accident... :helpme

liquidmoe 07-15-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lycanthrope
You can get some neat ideas here:
http://www.walkingdead.net/~worm/

Interesting read so far, book marked for future reading :thumbsup

Scootermuze 07-15-2004 02:34 PM

A number of boating accidents happen during the summer months..

Fishing in your boat.. stand up to reel in the big one.. lose your balance.. fall overboard... nuff said...

The Bootyologist 07-15-2004 02:35 PM

a person known to party or use drugs recreationally could do an "accidental" overdose

the best way to go of the alternatives also:2 cents:

cold_ice 07-15-2004 02:43 PM

Drowning or some type of untraceable poison. Go down to the ghetto and pay a homie to shoot and rob you. Taking a bath and radio falls in the shower. Walk in front of a bus. Dress like a black or hispanic male and reach in to your inside jacket pocket in front of a cop.

DarkJedi 07-15-2004 02:47 PM

heroine overdose

johnnyhey 07-15-2004 02:52 PM

moutain road...plant a couple of big rocks in road (to look like rockslide) he "swerves" to go around them, breaking through the guard rail and plunging to his death....

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
a person known to party or use drugs recreationally could do an "accidental" overdose

the best way to go of the alternatives also:2 cents:


agreed, that would be the least painful and nicest way to leave...but I think the life insurance policy might not payout for the character's family if they went that route :/...

so far the cliff/car accident seem the most plausible...

fr33s3x 07-15-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
agreed, that would be the least painful and nicest way to leave
Believe me, an OD is not the least painful and nicest way to leave. It's like hell.

Napolean 07-15-2004 03:09 PM

drink yourself to death with some 151

but... why make it look like an accident? then you just look like you died from your own stupidity

Napolean 07-15-2004 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
drink yourself to death with some 151

but... why make it look like an accident? then you just look like you died from your own stupidity

nevermind... insurance doesnt cover suicide

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnnyhey
moutain road...plant a couple of big rocks in road (to look like rockslide) he "swerves" to go around them, breaking through the guard rail and plunging to his death....

ooo, tha'ts a nice touch, I'll have to add something like that....

mahoney 07-15-2004 03:11 PM

skydiving accident :thumbsup

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr33s3x
Believe me, an OD is not the least painful and nicest way to leave. It's like hell.


I'm thinking it would really depend on the drug used...


but you are right, it could be very nasty as well...I've heard some horror stories about ODs....

Napolean 07-15-2004 03:13 PM

Kavorkian Scarf

The Bootyologist 07-15-2004 03:14 PM

this person would want to guarantee death . 100% no chance of being paralyzed, braindead, etc. so why not go with accidental gunshot

CDSmith 07-15-2004 03:15 PM

Drowning always looks accidental.

Alex 07-15-2004 03:15 PM

Get really really drunk then crash into something or off a cliff, then they could think you were drunk and couldnt think straight.

MattO 07-15-2004 03:18 PM

Go skydiving, make frantic motions so it looks like you're trying to open the chute, but don't actually open it, make sure others are jumping with you, so they can see your attempts. Slam into the ground and die.

CDSmith 07-15-2004 03:18 PM

Cyanide.

How easily is it obtained? Let's say your character is working in the garage, mixing up some concoction to use as rat poison, and he intentionally spills the cyanide, some of which gets in his mouth.

Cyanide kills in a matter of seconds. Too fast to be painful.

Joesho 07-15-2004 03:19 PM

go to florida and jump in with the gators for a swim.....

Napolean 07-15-2004 03:20 PM

drive thru west dayton blasting country music, they will just think you were an unsuspecting tourist

TheJimmy 07-15-2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
go to florida and jump in with the gators for a swim.....

ouch, that sounds way painful and not very predictable....


allllthoughhhh, a car wreck at high speed down in Dade county into some swamp could work....hell if the wreck didn't kill him and he remained passed out the gators would surely end up knawing on him sooner or later....


too bad the story isn't set down there :/

The Other Sweetie 07-15-2004 04:36 PM

Go bungee jumping off a 50 foot cliff/building/bridge/whatever with a 60 foot bungee cord. Oopsie. Accidentally failed to measure the length of the cord and now you're dead. Saw that happen on Faces of Death.

Rankings 07-15-2004 04:36 PM

i'm fresh out of ideas on that subject

Mr Pheer 07-15-2004 04:43 PM

dude why do you want to kill yourself?

dont do it man

er, I mean, have your 'character' win the lottery or something

NoCarrier 07-15-2004 04:46 PM

Hmm.. He was trying to remove a rock stuck inside the lawnmower with his teeth?

Goonx 07-15-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
any thoughts on accidental poisoning?



I don't know much about it, so I might have to just go with the cliff plot...



it's kinda important that this looks very much like an accident for this character as he wants his family to get the life insurance money...so it's gotta be pretty much perfect...


sales aren't doing so well ??

Luthien 07-15-2004 05:21 PM

food allergy?

stevecore 07-15-2004 05:26 PM

fuck a famous football players ex wife.... you may have to settle for a girlfriend since OJ never re-married.

_Danielle_ 07-15-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lycanthrope
You can get some neat ideas here:
http://www.walkingdead.net/~worm/

Very interesting site!!! LOL

Happy Birthday BTW!!!

jade_dragon 07-15-2004 05:37 PM

Poisonous snake or insect bite while in the wilderness from a regional venemous snake or spider will do it. More gruesome is a mauling from a large mammal or reptile but will work just as well.

reynold 07-15-2004 07:05 PM

get boozed real hard and fool around your balcony and then whoa...accidental death!!!

evildick 07-15-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
I'm writing a short story and one of the characters is going to kill himself and will make it look like an accident that is totally believable....


how would you think it'd be done best to accomplish that 'accidental' vibe & maintain credibility?

Go camping and bring a kerosene heater. Slap one of those suckers in your tent or trailer and close the door and you'll be dead by dawn from the fumes.

Actually happened to a local guy around here, just trying to stay warm.

strats 07-15-2004 07:51 PM

climbing accident with people around.


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