My Reply To The NaughtyBank Banner Drama - GoFuckYourself.com

NaughtyAllie · 07-13-2004, 05:01 PM

There?s been a lot said regarding my NaughtyBank banners over the last couple of weeks. I?d like to take a moment to address this issue.

Here?s the situation: You?re a small amateur site and you don?t have the advertising budget or resources of a larger corporate sponsor program. You can?t really entice potential affiliates with offers of $100.00 PPS, 100% revshare, or give away a Ferrari. What you do have is incredible retention and conversion ratios, now all you need to do is come up with a creative way to gain some exposure for your program.

You need to think outside the box to come up with a way to capture the attention of potential affiliates in order to maximize your advertising dollar and achieve the greatest possible ROI. You make a tactical decision to use a provocative audio clip and allow it to continue playing even after ?mouse out?. The marketing plan is to swap out the banners with ones that stop the audio on ?mouse out? shortly after the initial flurry of anticipated exposure.

The plan works great and new affiliate sign-ups start rolling in over the first couple days of your campaign. Now here?s the dilemma, just as things start to quiet down on the board and you?re about to swap out your ?annoying? banners someone else comes along and starts another thread about the subject. Once again even more affiliates are signing up for NaughtyBank due to this additional publicity.

Each time the exposure begins to wane someone else starts yet another thread on the same topic (as many as 12 threads on the front page at one point). Everytime time a new thread is started you open up Outlook and sit back and watch the affiliate sign-ups roll in. Now, I ask you this: Would you swap out the banner right away?

Before you answer this question, think about the industry in which we all work. We?re not selling girlscout cookies! Take a look up at the top of this page, I think it says ?GoFuckYourself! Think about other banners you?ve seen/heard on here! I don?t recall the ?I?m a sweaty little cock holster? program owners being personally attacked for the way they chose to implement their advertising campaign. I don?t believe they were called, hahahaha (Veterans Day), piece of shit (AVM), pathetic twat (Equinox), godamn whore (iwantchixx), etc. I could continue but I think you get the idea.

Trust me, I?m certainly not crying about being called a few names. My point is simply that this is the same group of people who are claiming that my marketing practices are unprofessional, unethical, etc. That strikes me as being slightly hypocritical. If you start or post to a thread titled ?NaughtyBank Sucks?, on a webmaster board called ?GoFuckYourself?, and you insert a graphic of a hand flipping me off and saying ?Fuck You?, then please DO NOT expect that I respond in a professional manner.

Having said all that, I will be the first to admit that my efforts to gain exposure for my program certainly pushed the boundaries of what would be considered acceptable, even for a site called GoFuckYourself. I let the banners run on GFY for far too long, regardless of how many affiliates were signing up each time a new thread was started about them.

It certainly wasn?t my intent to embarrass people who work in a professional office environment, blast the ear drums of those who listen to music while surfing, or expose younger ones to profanity. As of now, I?ve changed out my banners for ones with NO audio while I revisit the merits of running them with audio that stops playing on mouseout.

Regardless of how you feel about my banners it should be noted that Jake and I run our webmaster program in a very professional manner. I?m quite sure that anyone who?s ever met or conducted business with Jake and I will attest to the fact that their dealings with us have been nothing but professional.

Thanks, Allie

TDF · 07-13-2004, 05:02 PM

omg im cumming

Eric · 07-13-2004, 05:02 PM

I have to back Jake and Allie up on this one. They are great people and have been nothing but professional in every dealing I have ever had with them.

WiredGuy · 07-13-2004, 05:04 PM

I know its effective but its annoying too. Its a relatively close balance that needs to be decided on whether to keep the banners and annoy certain webmasters or keep getting as many affiliates as possible. That being said, I had to disable flash from my IE because I can't have orgasm sounds coming out of my PC unexpectantly when I'm on the phone or when someone crosses my office. While the banners never really bothered me, I can't have the sounds going off at my office without getting people looking at me funny. My 2cents...

WG

Sly_RJ · 07-13-2004, 05:06 PM

Really doesn't matter to me either way. Turning off Flash has greatly improved my overall GFY experience. Thanks for the encouragement.

xxxdesign-net · 07-13-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
If you start or post to a thread titled ?NaughtyBank Sucks?, on a webmaster board called ?GoFuckYourself?, and you insert a graphic of a hand flipping me off and saying ?Fuck You?, then please DO NOT expect that I respond in a professional manner.

mmmh.. fair enough for the thread starter.. what about the many others in the thread!??

We dont care about how well that banner is working for you.. If you do something to piss people off but continue anyway because its successful.. fine.. but be prepare to face some critisism..

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 05:11 PM

Good on ya, it is working so forget the nay sayers they were not gonna sign up anyway

I say KEEP CUMMING

tyler86ed · 07-13-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
omg im cumming

cherrylula · 07-13-2004, 05:12 PM

mardigras · 07-13-2004, 05:13 PM

Oh baby, suck the head, yeah FUCK yeah!!!

Oh excuse me... what were you saying? I always have to spout profanities before discussing business...

boobmaster · 07-13-2004, 05:14 PM

As I've stated all along, I personally don't have a problem with your banners. In fact, I kind of like them. You're sexy as hell, BTW. Jake is a lucky man!

The major issue was that some webmasters on this board have children and they don't want their children inadvertently getting an ear full of you having an orgasm.

Besides, talking banners are just plain annoying.

dirtydesignz · 07-13-2004, 05:15 PM

Your banners never bothered me

I have my sound turned low

If someone doesn't like something here on GFY then let them leave and go somewhere where they won't get caught 'surfing' .

You paid good money to run your banners, wether they have sound or not. Other's only wish they could afford it like you did

Peaches · 07-13-2004, 05:17 PM

Allie, you made your banners and paid for advertising here to make money and get sales. You made money and got sales. Case closed, IMO

boobmaster · 07-13-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by dirtydesignz
Your banners never bothered me I have my sound turned low If someone doesn't like something here on GFY then let them leave and go somewhere where they won't get caught 'surfing' .

You paid good money to run your banners, wether they have sound or not. Other's only wish they could afford it like you did

Out of curosity, what are GFY's advertising rates?

80smetal · 07-13-2004, 05:18 PM

I certainly cant have screaming broads coming from my computer at my office were I conduct business with mainstream and adult individuals. I have disabled flash so anymore of your annoying ads will never effect me anymore, goes for anyone really. Touch' have a good day.

Peaches · 07-13-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Out of curosity, what are GFY's advertising rates?

[email protected]

Jace · 07-13-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I know its effective but its annoying too. Its a relatively close balance that needs to be decided on whether to keep the banners and annoy certain webmasters or keep getting as many affiliates as possible. That being said, I had to disable flash from my IE because I can't have orgasm sounds coming out of my PC unexpectantly when I'm on the phone or when someone crosses my office. While the banners never really bothered me, I can't have the sounds going off at my office without getting people looking at me funny. My 2cents...

WG

/me steals wiredguy's two cents and reposts them as his own

boneprone · 07-13-2004, 05:21 PM

i fucked her

cyberpunk · 07-13-2004, 05:22 PM

If the banners got affiliates, and the affilates send traffic, and the traffic converted and made you more then the banners cost you then I'd say good fucking job! Too mush complaining around here. I've got a child but he doesn't need to be with me when I'm working. Work is work, kids are seperate. If the sound bothers your kids they shold not be around, I'd rather the sound of an orgasm then som eof hte images posted on GFY.

Jsut my

Phil · 07-13-2004, 05:22 PM

Ok, I wasn't able to read the whole essay and had to scroll down to see your banner to see who you are. Then, I remembered MissGFY pictures and grabbed a tissue.. so what were you saying?

Easton · 07-13-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
I have to back Jake and Allie up on this one. They are great people and have been nothing but professional in every dealing I have ever had with them.

same here... i have met them both numerous times and also have a good business relationship with their program

i work/surf with volume off, so i missed all the drama... but their reputation and program are both solid and intact

boobmaster · 07-13-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i fucked her

You've fucked everyone!

Tom_PMs · 07-13-2004, 05:25 PM

Good post and thanks for posting it

I still think that those audio banners would work better for surfer traffic, but you know the results on webmasters so that speaks for itself.

Also I repeated several times that if the sound died on mouseout, it wouldnt be any different than the phone ringing banner, and the click me now banners that run here without comments about them.

Feels good to post what you really think, lol.

Kalifornia · 07-13-2004, 05:25 PM

o m g im cumming

iwantchixx · 07-13-2004, 05:26 PM

So fucking what, people gave you attitude and expected a professional response form you, bOO hOO. Rightfully so. Now cry me a river. You and your little whore moans almost FUCKED UP my sound system. Other webmaster's kids heard shit they should never have heard, you were informed of shit people were going through and you would rather take affiliate signups as opposed to stopping the nonsense. PEOPLE'S KIDS AND FAMILIES HEAD THIS SHIT BLASTING. Think about this for a second, Not everyone understands or even knows that they have a family members in porn. Thanks to you these people know, thanks to you a lot of sponsors wont get their banners seen here neither and thanks to you a lot of people were embarrassed beyond repair and don't feel safe surfing GFY.

Answer me this. What would you do if every time you reloaded a page on a board where you congregate and search for information that an annoying woman starts screaming "fuck that pussy" and it doesn't end on mouse out... would you be pissed? Would you be even more pissed if that attention whore didn't care enough about fellow webmaster's sound systems, families and embarrassment caused by it and thought that money was the most important thing in the world?

I stand by every thing I said about you and would say it to your face in a second. Unlike most people here I have clout, respect and have a big mouth on issues that actually affect us as a mass and will NEVER forge it. Fuck you and shut your fucking hole on the subject if you aren't going to accept responsibility for the embarrassment, annoyances and problems your advertising schemes have caused. All I see are excuses above in your post.

Other banners with sound are deal-with-able because they stop on mouse-out. That is ALL you had to do, along with lowering the volume. There is no need of treating your affiliates and fellow webmasters like an advertising billboard. if you need that kind of attention to get your program "out there" then you seriously need to stick to spreading your ass and off the boards. VERY MANY affiliate programs started from NOTHING and are making a nice gross profit in their first year just without having to use such childish and attention whoring methods as loud screaming banners. Are you able to do that? Or do you need attention from post whores?
I won't even look at your program now because I am so disgusted by the people representing it. Your loss and I am sure many more feel the same way as me.
LEARN TO WORK SMART AND MAKE MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO ANNOY PEOPLE INTO GETTING ATTENTION TO A PROGRAM.
We are webmasters... treat us as such, people who make you money... not surfers being punished for what ever god forsaken reason.
All these affiliate signups you got are short term girl. Don't expect anyone with clout to deal with your shenanigans on a long term ordeal unless you smarten the fuck up and act responsibly in the industry you work with.
Your SHIT was as annoying as someone using a jackhammer in everyone's basements. Not all of us have shitty sound systems ya know... Now fuck off and stew on these tid bits of captain obvious informative statements or get back to spreading ass and shut the fuck up

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-13-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie

You need to think outside the box to come up with a way to capture the attention of potential affiliates in order to maximize your advertising dollar and achieve the greatest possible ROI.

I thought outside the box aswell and went to this website.

http://flashblock.mozdev.org/

I don't get any flash banners at all now and I actually feel bad because I only wanted to kill the "FUCK THAT PUSSY" banner.

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 05:29 PM

I can understand the radio complaint one, but why would you have sound on while surfing GFY or porn if they were worried about others hearing something they should not ?

pornJester · 07-13-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
You need to think outside the box to come up with a way to capture the attention of potential affiliates in order to maximize your advertising dollar and achieve the greatest possible ROI.

IMHO annoying people is not thinking outside of the box.

Spam is annoying but returns good results. Does that mean you would have no problem sending unsolicited emails to webmasters asking them to join your program?

Nothing personal, just playing devil's advocate.

And thanks for removing the banner.

dirtydesignz · 07-13-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
You and your little whore moans almost FUCKED UP my sound system. Other webmaster's kids heard shit they should never have heard

You are in the ADULT business and GFY is an ADULT board.... use your brain and just turn down the volume. It's really that easy. We have our office right in our main living area and we have a 15 year old daughter. I KNOW that some banners have sound, so I simply TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!

If webmasters children heard the banner, then shame on them for not taking the appropriate steps.

Fletch XXX · 07-13-2004, 05:36 PM

affiliates get access to promo content ;)

Dagwolf · 07-13-2004, 05:37 PM

So that was you?

I played with the sound but never really looked at the banner. I've got too many affiliates already

Sheri Santiago · 07-13-2004, 05:41 PM

Allie, you do whatever the hell you want.

If Lensman accepted it and you are getting traffic from it - go for it. You and Jake are reputable, you are always around if we need something - and if people don't like it, so what. I can name 10 guys that "people don't like" many of them have been banned from this board...and you know what? They are laughing all the way to the bank.

iwantchixx · 07-13-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by dirtydesignz
You are in the ADULT business and GFY is an ADULT board.... use your brain and just turn down the volume. It's really that easy. We have our office right in our main living area and we have a 15 year old daughter. I KNOW that some banners have sound, so I simply TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!

If webmasters children heard the banner, then shame on them for not taking the appropriate steps.

don't talk to me like I am stupid and dont assume I have it cranked. if you have read any of the other threads about this you would have seen me posting that my sound volume is and always was DOWN AS LOW AS IT GOES when on GFY and this shit was still pounding the fucking walls on mouseover. I may have a beefy system and I for one will NOT shut it off or unhook it because unproffesional and uninteligent webmasters cannot figure out how to make sound files that don't get too damn loud and don't turn off on mouse-out.

Dugmor · 07-13-2004, 05:44 PM

Jake and Allie are some of the best and most honest people in the industry. I am a full tiem webmaster and I love the audio in the flash banners. It is part of there marketing and if it is working ( it seems to be working ) ............ then they should keep the audio and add ANY audio they want !

iwantchixx · 07-13-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor

Jake and Allie are some of the best and most honest people in the industry. I am a full tiem webmaster and I love the audio in the flash banners. It is part of there marketing and if it is working ( it seems to be working ) ............ then they should keep the audio and add ANY audio they want !

even if it interferes with everyone's daily grind? How nice

dirtydesignz · 07-13-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
don't talk to me like I am stupid and dont assume I have it cranked. if you have read any of the other threads about this you would have seen me posting that my sound volume is and always was DOWN AS LOW AS IT GOES when on GFY and this shit was still pounding the fucking walls on mouseover. I may have a beefy system and I for one will NOT shut it off or unhook it because unproffesional and uninteligent webmasters cannot figure out how to make sound files that don't get too damn loud and don't turn off on mouse-out.

I didn't assume. Simple, she paid the money to run the banner and if you had the money to run a banner like that and get the affiliate traffic she got, I'm almost positive you'd do it in a second to make money.

I have my volume turned down and never had a problem with her banner. My daughter never heard it , so I guess my system works.

cherrylula · 07-13-2004, 05:47 PM

I think what some people fail to realize that while there are some people that do refresh gfy all fucking day and see/hear the same banners constantly, there are also other webmasters out there who don't visit the site quite as often and hang out all day long.

These webmasters theoretically spend more time on their sites, less on gfy, and are probably more of the type one would want to attract as an affiliate. And they probably make more money than the average whiney gfy post whore.

dirtydesignz · 07-13-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
even if it interferes with everyone's daily grind? How nice

It doesn't interfere if you do things right

MattK · 07-13-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Really doesn't matter to me either way. Turning off Flash has greatly improved my overall GFY experience. Thanks for the encouragement.

NaughtyAllie · 07-13-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
So fucking what, people gave you attitude and expected a professional response form you, bOO hOO. Rightfully so. Now cry me a river. You and your little whore moans almost FUCKED UP my sound system. Other webmaster's kids heard shit they should never have heard, you were informed of shit people were going through and you would rather take affiliate signups as opposed to stopping the nonsense. PEOPLE'S KIDS AND FAMILIES HEAD THIS SHIT BLASTING. Think about this for a second, Not everyone understands or even knows that they have a family members in porn. Thanks to you these people know, thanks to you a lot of sponsors wont get their banners seen here neither and thanks to you a lot of people were embarrassed beyond repair and don't feel safe surfing GFY.

Answer me this. What would you do if every time you reloaded a page on a board where you congregate and search for information that an annoying woman starts screaming "fuck that pussy" and it doesn't end on mouse out... would you be pissed? Would you be even more pissed if that attention whore didn't care enough about fellow webmaster's sound systems, families and embarrassment caused by it and thought that money was the most important thing in the world?

I stand by every thing I said about you and would say it to your face in a second. Unlike most people here I have clout, respect and have a big mouth on issues that actually affect us as a mass and will NEVER forge it. Fuck you and shut your fucking hole on the subject if you aren't going to accept responsibility for the embarrassment, annoyances and problems your advertising schemes have caused. All I see are excuses above in your post.

Other banners with sound are deal-with-able because they stop on mouse-out. That is ALL you had to do, along with lowering the volume. There is no need of treating your affiliates and fellow webmasters like an advertising billboard. if you need that kind of attention to get your program "out there" then you seriously need to stick to spreading your ass and off the boards. VERY MANY affiliate programs started from NOTHING and are making a nice gross profit in their first year just without having to use such childish and attention whoring methods as loud screaming banners. Are you able to do that? Or do you need attention from post whores?
I won't even look at your program now because I am so disgusted by the people representing it. Your loss and I am sure many more feel the same way as me.
LEARN TO WORK SMART AND MAKE MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO ANNOY PEOPLE INTO GETTING ATTENTION TO A PROGRAM.
We are webmasters... treat us as such, people who make you money... not surfers being punished for what ever god forsaken reason.
All these affiliate signups you got are short term girl. Don't expect anyone with clout to deal with your shenanigans on a long term ordeal unless you smarten the fuck up and act responsibly in the industry you work with.
Your SHIT was as annoying as someone using a jackhammer in everyone's basements. Not all of us have shitty sound systems ya know... Now fuck off and stew on these tid bits of captain obvious informative statements or get back to spreading ass and shut the fuck up

There you go with the name calling again. Do you really expect a professional response from me with that approach?

TheEnforcer · 07-13-2004, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Allie, you made your banners and paid for advertising here to make money and get sales. You made money and got sales. Case closed, IMO

Yup. And ultimately it's Lensmans board and if he doesn't have a problem with it. Well.. then it's tough shit for those who do cause it's his board and he has ultimate control over what is advertised on it.

PornHero · 07-13-2004, 05:51 PM

I think as a courtesy you should have put in the mouseout feature once you saw the complaints coming in. Having the sound continue even after mouseout is alot like hijacking someones computer as they no longer have total control over what is happening on it. And honestly i dont think the best to way to get quality affiliates is through threads that are complaining about your program... i value a program that will listen and be considerate of its affiliates and you didn't demonstrate either.

Having said that I am still going to send you some traffic

Just my

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-13-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
So fucking what, people gave you attitude and expected a professional response form you, bOO hOO. Rightfully so. Now cry me a river. You and your little whore moans almost FUCKED UP my sound system. Other webmaster's kids heard shit they should never have heard, you were informed of shit people were going through and you would rather take affiliate signups as opposed to stopping the nonsense. PEOPLE'S KIDS AND FAMILIES HEAD THIS SHIT BLASTING. Think about this for a second, Not everyone understands or even knows that they have a family members in porn. Thanks to you these people know, thanks to you a lot of sponsors wont get their banners seen here neither and thanks to you a lot of people were embarrassed beyond repair and don't feel safe surfing GFY.

Answer me this. What would you do if every time you reloaded a page on a board where you congregate and search for information that an annoying woman starts screaming "fuck that pussy" and it doesn't end on mouse out... would you be pissed? Would you be even more pissed if that attention whore didn't care enough about fellow webmaster's sound systems, families and embarrassment caused by it and thought that money was the most important thing in the world?

I stand by every thing I said about you and would say it to your face in a second. Unlike most people here I have clout, respect and have a big mouth on issues that actually affect us as a mass and will NEVER forge it. Fuck you and shut your fucking hole on the subject if you aren't going to accept responsibility for the embarrassment, annoyances and problems your advertising schemes have caused. All I see are excuses above in your post.

Other banners with sound are deal-with-able because they stop on mouse-out. That is ALL you had to do, along with lowering the volume. There is no need of treating your affiliates and fellow webmasters like an advertising billboard. if you need that kind of attention to get your program "out there" then you seriously need to stick to spreading your ass and off the boards. VERY MANY affiliate programs started from NOTHING and are making a nice gross profit in their first year just without having to use such childish and attention whoring methods as loud screaming banners. Are you able to do that? Or do you need attention from post whores?
I won't even look at your program now because I am so disgusted by the people representing it. Your loss and I am sure many more feel the same way as me.
LEARN TO WORK SMART AND MAKE MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO ANNOY PEOPLE INTO GETTING ATTENTION TO A PROGRAM.
We are webmasters... treat us as such, people who make you money... not surfers being punished for what ever god forsaken reason.
All these affiliate signups you got are short term girl. Don't expect anyone with clout to deal with your shenanigans on a long term ordeal unless you smarten the fuck up and act responsibly in the industry you work with.
Your SHIT was as annoying as someone using a jackhammer in everyone's basements. Not all of us have shitty sound systems ya know... Now fuck off and stew on these tid bits of captain obvious informative statements or get back to spreading ass and shut the fuck up

damn you are one whiny ass C-U-N-T.

BradM · 07-13-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
We dont care about how well that banner is working for you.. If you do something to piss people off but continue anyway because its successful.. fine.. but be prepare to face some critisism..

Agreed.
But it is nice to hear you got some affiliates out of the drama. Goes to show GFY is doing what it was made to do.

sid375 · 07-13-2004, 06:03 PM

I am 100% sure you did not have a good ROI, if you had you wouldn't have made this post , maybe you had some affiliates sign up , maybe you had hundreds of them sign up , but there is a big difference between an affiliate and an ACTIVE affiliate , so no you did not gain any ACTIVE affiliates and now you hope to get some by makin some appoligies , too little , too late

dirtydesignz · 07-13-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by sid375
I am 100% sure you did not have a good ROI, if you had you wouldn't have made this post , maybe you had some affiliates sign up , maybe you had hundreds of them sign up , but there is a big difference between an affiliate and an ACTIVE affiliate , so no you did not gain any ACTIVE affiliates and now you hope to get some by makin some appoligies , too little , too late

Wow, your pretty sure of yourself. I think your wrong though.

BradM · 07-13-2004, 06:10 PM

Oh and I do want to say thank you for forcing half of us into turning flash off. Really helps our browsing experience.

Lensman: Great way to lose revenue is have ONE big fuckup like this one go on too long.

sid375 · 07-13-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

Lensman: Great way to lose revenue is have ONE big fuckup like this one go on too long.

my guess is lensman forced them in posting this to minimize the damage

emmanuelle · 07-13-2004, 06:14 PM

I think it's interesting that you people who work in porn, blame others when your kids are exposed to it. Shouldn't you know better? Turn your audio off, it's hardly crucial to most people's work. Those phone calls can't be that important if you're mousing over gfy at the same time. If they were, you'd have enough sense to turn off your speakers.

Jake & Allie- You guys have truly done well for yourselves. We deal with dozens of amateurs every week, and few have the drive, business skills, and ambition to accomplish all that you have in only a year.

KUDOS!

Digipimp · 07-13-2004, 06:19 PM

what a condecending response if i ever read one on here and it's pinned. go figure. every banner on here that's ever had sound has had complaints about it so don't feel crucified or special because people complained about yours.

07-13-2004, 05:01 PM	#1
NaughtyAllie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CO Posts: 1,844	My Reply To The NaughtyBank Banner Drama There?s been a lot said regarding my NaughtyBank banners over the last couple of weeks. I?d like to take a moment to address this issue. Here?s the situation: You?re a small amateur site and you don?t have the advertising budget or resources of a larger corporate sponsor program. You can?t really entice potential affiliates with offers of $100.00 PPS, 100% revshare, or give away a Ferrari. What you do have is incredible retention and conversion ratios, now all you need to do is come up with a creative way to gain some exposure for your program. You need to think outside the box to come up with a way to capture the attention of potential affiliates in order to maximize your advertising dollar and achieve the greatest possible ROI. You make a tactical decision to use a provocative audio clip and allow it to continue playing even after ?mouse out?. The marketing plan is to swap out the banners with ones that stop the audio on ?mouse out? shortly after the initial flurry of anticipated exposure. The plan works great and new affiliate sign-ups start rolling in over the first couple days of your campaign. Now here?s the dilemma, just as things start to quiet down on the board and you?re about to swap out your ?annoying? banners someone else comes along and starts another thread about the subject. Once again even more affiliates are signing up for NaughtyBank due to this additional publicity. Each time the exposure begins to wane someone else starts yet another thread on the same topic (as many as 12 threads on the front page at one point). Everytime time a new thread is started you open up Outlook and sit back and watch the affiliate sign-ups roll in. Now, I ask you this: Would you swap out the banner right away? Before you answer this question, think about the industry in which we all work. We?re not selling girlscout cookies! Take a look up at the top of this page, I think it says ?GoFuckYourself! Think about other banners you?ve seen/heard on here! I don?t recall the ?I?m a sweaty little cock holster? program owners being personally attacked for the way they chose to implement their advertising campaign. I don?t believe they were called, hahahaha (Veterans Day), piece of shit (AVM), pathetic twat (Equinox), godamn whore (iwantchixx), etc. I could continue but I think you get the idea. Trust me, I?m certainly not crying about being called a few names. My point is simply that this is the same group of people who are claiming that my marketing practices are unprofessional, unethical, etc. That strikes me as being slightly hypocritical. If you start or post to a thread titled ?NaughtyBank Sucks?, on a webmaster board called ?GoFuckYourself?, and you insert a graphic of a hand flipping me off and saying ?Fuck You?, then please DO NOT expect that I respond in a professional manner. Having said all that, I will be the first to admit that my efforts to gain exposure for my program certainly pushed the boundaries of what would be considered acceptable, even for a site called GoFuckYourself. I let the banners run on GFY for far too long, regardless of how many affiliates were signing up each time a new thread was started about them. It certainly wasn?t my intent to embarrass people who work in a professional office environment, blast the ear drums of those who listen to music while surfing, or expose younger ones to profanity. As of now, I?ve changed out my banners for ones with NO audio while I revisit the merits of running them with audio that stops playing on mouseout. Regardless of how you feel about my banners it should be noted that Jake and I run our webmaster program in a very professional manner. I?m quite sure that anyone who?s ever met or conducted business with Jake and I will attest to the fact that their dealings with us have been nothing but professional. Thanks, Allie __________________

07-13-2004, 05:02 PM	#2
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	omg im cumming __________________ Sig heil

07-13-2004, 05:02 PM	#3
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I have to back Jake and Allie up on this one. They are great people and have been nothing but professional in every dealing I have ever had with them. __________________ No One

07-13-2004, 05:04 PM	#4
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,483	I know its effective but its annoying too. Its a relatively close balance that needs to be decided on whether to keep the banners and annoy certain webmasters or keep getting as many affiliates as possible. That being said, I had to disable flash from my IE because I can't have orgasm sounds coming out of my PC unexpectantly when I'm on the phone or when someone crosses my office. While the banners never really bothered me, I can't have the sounds going off at my office without getting people looking at me funny. My 2cents... WG __________________ I play with Google.

07-13-2004, 05:06 PM	#5
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Really doesn't matter to me either way. Turning off Flash has greatly improved my overall GFY experience. Thanks for the encouragement. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

07-13-2004, 05:11 PM	#7
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Good on ya, it is working so forget the nay sayers they were not gonna sign up anyway I say KEEP CUMMING __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-13-2004, 05:12 PM	#9
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969

07-13-2004, 05:13 PM	#10
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Oh baby, suck the head, yeah FUCK yeah!!! Oh excuse me... what were you saying? I always have to spout profanities before discussing business... __________________ .

07-13-2004, 05:14 PM	#11
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	As I've stated all along, I personally don't have a problem with your banners. In fact, I kind of like them. You're sexy as hell, BTW. Jake is a lucky man! The major issue was that some webmasters on this board have children and they don't want their children inadvertently getting an ear full of you having an orgasm. Besides, talking banners are just plain annoying.

07-13-2004, 05:15 PM	#12
dirtydesignz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Playa de los Playas :) Posts: 1,815	Your banners never bothered me I have my sound turned low If someone doesn't like something here on GFY then let them leave and go somewhere where they won't get caught 'surfing' . You paid good money to run your banners, wether they have sound or not. Other's only wish they could afford it like you did __________________ LIZZIE

07-13-2004, 05:17 PM	#13
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Allie, you made your banners and paid for advertising here to make money and get sales. You made money and got sales. Case closed, IMO

07-13-2004, 05:18 PM	#15
80smetal Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 505	I certainly cant have screaming broads coming from my computer at my office were I conduct business with mainstream and adult individuals. I have disabled flash so anymore of your annoying ads will never effect me anymore, goes for anyone really. Touch' have a good day.

07-13-2004, 05:21 PM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	i fucked her __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

07-13-2004, 05:22 PM	#19
cyberpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,377	If the banners got affiliates, and the affilates send traffic, and the traffic converted and made you more then the banners cost you then I'd say good fucking job! Too mush complaining around here. I've got a child but he doesn't need to be with me when I'm working. Work is work, kids are seperate. If the sound bothers your kids they shold not be around, I'd rather the sound of an orgasm then som eof hte images posted on GFY. Jsut my __________________ POST NO ADS!

07-13-2004, 05:22 PM	#20
Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,659	Ok, I wasn't able to read the whole essay and had to scroll down to see your banner to see who you are. Then, I remembered MissGFY pictures and grabbed a tissue.. so what were you saying? __________________ Ask Phil

07-13-2004, 05:25 PM	#23
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	Good post and thanks for posting it I still think that those audio banners would work better for surfer traffic, but you know the results on webmasters so that speaks for itself. Also I repeated several times that if the sound died on mouseout, it wouldnt be any different than the phone ringing banner, and the click me now banners that run here without comments about them. Feels good to post what you really think, lol. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-13-2004, 05:25 PM	#24
Kalifornia Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 734	o m g im cumming

07-13-2004, 05:26 PM	#25
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	So fucking what, people gave you attitude and expected a professional response form you, bOO hOO. Rightfully so. Now cry me a river. You and your little whore moans almost FUCKED UP my sound system. Other webmaster's kids heard shit they should never have heard, you were informed of shit people were going through and you would rather take affiliate signups as opposed to stopping the nonsense. PEOPLE'S KIDS AND FAMILIES HEAD THIS SHIT BLASTING. Think about this for a second, Not everyone understands or even knows that they have a family members in porn. Thanks to you these people know, thanks to you a lot of sponsors wont get their banners seen here neither and thanks to you a lot of people were embarrassed beyond repair and don't feel safe surfing GFY. Answer me this. What would you do if every time you reloaded a page on a board where you congregate and search for information that an annoying woman starts screaming "fuck that pussy" and it doesn't end on mouse out... would you be pissed? Would you be even more pissed if that attention whore didn't care enough about fellow webmaster's sound systems, families and embarrassment caused by it and thought that money was the most important thing in the world? I stand by every thing I said about you and would say it to your face in a second. Unlike most people here I have clout, respect and have a big mouth on issues that actually affect us as a mass and will NEVER forge it. Fuck you and shut your fucking hole on the subject if you aren't going to accept responsibility for the embarrassment, annoyances and problems your advertising schemes have caused. All I see are excuses above in your post. Other banners with sound are deal-with-able because they stop on mouse-out. That is ALL you had to do, along with lowering the volume. There is no need of treating your affiliates and fellow webmasters like an advertising billboard. if you need that kind of attention to get your program "out there" then you seriously need to stick to spreading your ass and off the boards. VERY MANY affiliate programs started from NOTHING and are making a nice gross profit in their first year just without having to use such childish and attention whoring methods as loud screaming banners. Are you able to do that? Or do you need attention from post whores? I won't even look at your program now because I am so disgusted by the people representing it. Your loss and I am sure many more feel the same way as me. LEARN TO WORK SMART AND MAKE MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO ANNOY PEOPLE INTO GETTING ATTENTION TO A PROGRAM. We are webmasters... treat us as such, people who make you money... not surfers being punished for what ever god forsaken reason. All these affiliate signups you got are short term girl. Don't expect anyone with clout to deal with your shenanigans on a long term ordeal unless you smarten the fuck up and act responsibly in the industry you work with. Your SHIT was as annoying as someone using a jackhammer in everyone's basements. Not all of us have shitty sound systems ya know... Now fuck off and stew on these tid bits of captain obvious informative statements or get back to spreading ass and shut the fuck up

07-13-2004, 05:29 PM	#27
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	I can understand the radio complaint one, but why would you have sound on while surfing GFY or porn if they were worried about others hearing something they should not ? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-13-2004, 05:36 PM	#30
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	affiliates get access to promo content ;) __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

07-13-2004, 05:37 PM	#31
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	So that was you? I played with the sound but never really looked at the banner. I've got too many affiliates already __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-13-2004, 05:41 PM	#32
Sheri Santiago Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 1,584	Allie, you do whatever the hell you want. If Lensman accepted it and you are getting traffic from it - go for it. You and Jake are reputable, you are always around if we need something - and if people don't like it, so what. I can name 10 guys that "people don't like" many of them have been banned from this board...and you know what? They are laughing all the way to the bank.

07-13-2004, 05:44 PM	#34
Dugmor The Traffic Cowboy Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: BP4L - Vice Prez Posts: 7,596	Jake and Allie are some of the best and most honest people in the industry. I am a full tiem webmaster and I love the audio in the flash banners. It is part of there marketing and if it is working ( it seems to be working ) ............ then they should keep the audio and add ANY audio they want !

07-13-2004, 05:47 PM	#37
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I think what some people fail to realize that while there are some people that do refresh gfy all fucking day and see/hear the same banners constantly, there are also other webmasters out there who don't visit the site quite as often and hang out all day long. These webmasters theoretically spend more time on their sites, less on gfy, and are probably more of the type one would want to attract as an affiliate. And they probably make more money than the average whiney gfy post whore.

07-13-2004, 05:51 PM	#42
PornHero Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,381	I think as a courtesy you should have put in the mouseout feature once you saw the complaints coming in. Having the sound continue even after mouseout is alot like hijacking someones computer as they no longer have total control over what is happening on it. And honestly i dont think the best to way to get quality affiliates is through threads that are complaining about your program... i value a program that will listen and be considerate of its affiliates and you didn't demonstrate either. Having said that I am still going to send you some traffic Just my

07-13-2004, 06:03 PM	#45
sid375 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,068	I am 100% sure you did not have a good ROI, if you had you wouldn't have made this post , maybe you had some affiliates sign up , maybe you had hundreds of them sign up , but there is a big difference between an affiliate and an ACTIVE affiliate , so no you did not gain any ACTIVE affiliates and now you hope to get some by makin some appoligies , too little , too late

07-13-2004, 06:10 PM	#47
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Oh and I do want to say thank you for forcing half of us into turning flash off. Really helps our browsing experience. Lensman: Great way to lose revenue is have ONE big fuckup like this one go on too long.

07-13-2004, 06:14 PM	#49
emmanuelle Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oh Canada! Posts: 3,662	I think it's interesting that you people who work in porn, blame others when your kids are exposed to it. Shouldn't you know better? Turn your audio off, it's hardly crucial to most people's work. Those phone calls can't be that important if you're mousing over gfy at the same time. If they were, you'd have enough sense to turn off your speakers. Jake & Allie- You guys have truly done well for yourselves. We deal with dozens of amateurs every week, and few have the drive, business skills, and ambition to accomplish all that you have in only a year. KUDOS!

07-13-2004, 06:19 PM	#50
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	what a condecending response if i ever read one on here and it's pinned. go figure. every banner on here that's ever had sound has had complaints about it so don't feel crucified or special because people complained about yours. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too