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I'm here for SPORT
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you bore me
say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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Old school
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I bore myself.. I don't need your help.
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Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST. |
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I then attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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I got straight A's in Algebra 2 back in high school. Is that interesting enough for you?
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I'm here for SPORT
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ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?
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unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair. |
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If the speed of light is a constant value why does the red shift exist?
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Old school
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not one person of any concequence replied.. sad
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must be the sauce
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fuck off sleazy you twat
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Does that include your replies?
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still nothing but nobodies.....sad
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im smart enough and gosh darn it people like me
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ive been on the front page of the dayton daily newspaper even, as was that guy who got hit by the car while crossing the street that was posted here. i would be a blessing in your city.
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In Tushy Land
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i wanna be a somebody
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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gfy is definitely slow tonight...
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Bored Sleazy?
I just got home from drinking night with the boys and teabagged the wife while she was sleeping. |
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nobody loves me or appreciates my accomplishments
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Is Zero-point energy a reality?
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Can space be folded, hence allowing high-speed travel throughout the universe?
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I'm sorry
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You're right, Sleazy....Being so fat that you can't even see your own dick does get kinda boring.
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I'm the RZA Recta, be my sacrifice, commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life.
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My cats breath smells like cat food, my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of it, the dove flies at dawn, fall trout like spring corn best, the hills are covered in blood...
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dont dance with the tacos because the bananas will bite you
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how about entertaining me for a while?
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he fell asleep
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen." |
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Ik ben een aap
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Fuck you all.
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I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it! and I also learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed! |
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Pounding Googlebot
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Cow tossing on catapults
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