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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    you bore me

    say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • Napolean
    Misanthropic Egalitarian
    • Nov 2002
    • 4330

    #2
    Originally posted by SleazyDream
    say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.
    tacos
    HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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    • BlingDaddy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 6343

      #3
      I bore myself.. I don't need your help.

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      • fuzzylogic
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 4796

        #4
        I then attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

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        • pxxx
          First African GFY Member
          • Mar 2004
          • 12114

          #5
          I got straight A's in Algebra 2 back in high school. Is that interesting enough for you?

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          • SleazyDream
            I'm here for SPORT
            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #6
            ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?
            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

            Now read without the word dog.

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            • pine
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 1373

              #7
              Originally posted by fuzzylogic
              Your sig is waaaaay funnier than that joke.
              unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

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              • darnit
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 2439

                #8
                If the speed of light is a constant value why does the red shift exist?

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                • pxxx
                  First African GFY Member
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 12114

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                  ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?
                  You can call me Greg, not that you would give a fuck. Just trying to bring some entertainment to you. Don't have to make it obvious that you did not like my entertainment skills.

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                  • Repetitive Monkey
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 3505

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.
                    You fucking bore me too. So we're even.

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                    • Napolean
                      Misanthropic Egalitarian
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 4330

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                      ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?
                      just a drunk undergrad from kettering ohio who happens to build galleries to pay rent with 2 roommates..
                      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                        WW4L
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 10581

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
                        You fucking bore me too. So we're even.

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          not one person of any concequence replied.. sad
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                          • Napolean
                            Misanthropic Egalitarian
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 4330

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                            not one person of any concequence replied.. sad
                            well, im lost

                            must be the sauce
                            HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              fuck off sleazy you twat



                              :| did you want drama or something really intelligent? DAMNIT I never know with these stupid tests

                              Just in case: The first hard drive available for the Apple II had a capacity of 5 megabytes.

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                              • TurboTrucker
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 2363

                                #16
                                Does that include your replies?

                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                not one person of any concequence replied.. sad

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                                • SleazyDream
                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 41470

                                  #17
                                  still nothing but nobodies.....sad
                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                  • BradM
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 3397

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                    still nothing but nobodies.....sad
                                    I'm TRYYYYYING

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                                    • Napolean
                                      Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 4330

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      still nothing but nobodies.....sad
                                      im good enough
                                      im smart enough
                                      and gosh darn it
                                      people like me
                                      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                      • fuzzylogic
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 4796

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pine
                                        Your sig is waaaaay funnier than that joke.
                                        always trying to humor the place up...

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                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                          WW4L
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 10581

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                          still nothing but nobodies.....sad
                                          one must be truly bored to give a fuck about everyone being nobodies

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                                          • Napolean
                                            Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 4330

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                            still nothing but nobodies.....sad
                                            and i will have you know, im one of the most famous pizza delivery divers in my town.

                                            ive been on the front page of the dayton daily newspaper even, as was that guy who got hit by the car while crossing the street that was posted here.

                                            i would be a blessing in your city.
                                            HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                            • pxxx
                                              First African GFY Member
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 12114

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Napolean
                                              and i will have you know, im one of the most famous pizza delivery divers in my town.

                                              ive been on the front page of the dayton daily newspaper even, as was that guy who got hit by the car while crossing the street that was posted here.

                                              i would be a blessing in your city.

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                                              • Napolean
                                                Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 4330

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pxxx
                                                HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                • Sosa
                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 40149

                                                  #25
                                                  i wanna be a somebody

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                                                  • quiet
                                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 25115

                                                    #26
                                                    gfy is definitely slow tonight...
                                                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                    • kronic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 964

                                                      #27
                                                      Bored Sleazy?

                                                      I just got home from drinking night with the boys and teabagged the wife while she was sleeping.

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                                                      • Napolean
                                                        Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 4330

                                                        #28
                                                        nobody loves me or appreciates my accomplishments

                                                        must shoot higher!!
                                                        HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                        • Jason Fromm
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 369

                                                          #29
                                                          Is Zero-point energy a reality?
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                                                          • Jason Fromm
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 369

                                                            #30
                                                            Can space be folded, hence allowing high-speed travel throughout the universe?
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                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 20306

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm sorry
                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                              • Mr. Marks
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 7517

                                                                #32
                                                                You're right, Sleazy....Being so fat that you can't even see your own dick does get kinda boring.

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                                                                • SomeCreep
                                                                  :glugglug
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 26118

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'm the RZA Recta, be my sacrifice, commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life.

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                                                                  • Jason Fromm
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 369

                                                                    #34
                                                                    My cats breath smells like cat food, my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of it, the dove flies at dawn, fall trout like spring corn best, the hills are covered in blood...

                                                                    What exactly do you mean by "interesting"?
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                                                                    • nofx
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 16826

                                                                      #35
                                                                      dont dance with the tacos because the bananas will bite you

                                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 20306

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by papichulo
                                                                        You're right, Sleazy....Being so fat that you can't even see your own dick does get kinda boring.
                                                                        I can see mine when it's erect... when I suck in my stomach and bend over slightly.
                                                                        thank god for mirrors, otherwise I'd think I'd lost it.
                                                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                                                        • graphicsbytia
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 2618

                                                                          #37
                                                                          how about entertaining me for a while?

                                                                          Post a nude pic of yourself

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                                                                          • Serge Litehead
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 5190

                                                                            #38
                                                                            he fell asleep

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                                                                            • JFK
                                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 67369

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
                                                                              You fucking bore me too. So we're even.
                                                                              2 bores in the same thread, must be some kind of record

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                                                                              • NickB.
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 8865

                                                                                #40
                                                                                A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
                                                                                She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."
                                                                                The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
                                                                                Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
                                                                                She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
                                                                                As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."

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                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 18874

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Fuck you all.

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                                                                                  • ClamSmacker
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 677

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
                                                                                    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it!
                                                                                    and I also learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed!

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                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 34514

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Cow tossing on catapults
                                                                                      WG
                                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                                      • The Bootyologist
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                                        • 2912

                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • DrewKole
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 5193

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                          not one person of any concequence replied.. sad
                                                                                          I thought I could wait to reply until you learned how to spell...

                                                                                          That time has gone and passed, and I am quite sad now.

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