say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.
you bore me
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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I bore myself.. I don't need your help.
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I then attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.Comment
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ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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You can call me Greg, not that you would give a fuck. Just trying to bring some entertainment to you. Don't have to make it obvious that you did not like my entertainment skills.Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, this is my point - WHO THE FUCK are you nitwits?
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You fucking bore me too. So we're even.Originally posted by SleazyDream
say something interesting, as up till this moment you're boring me.Comment
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not one person of any concequence replied.. sadThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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still nothing but nobodies.....sadThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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always trying to humor the place up...Originally posted by pine
Your sig is waaaaay funnier than that joke.Comment
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one must be truly bored to give a fuck about everyone being nobodiesOriginally posted by SleazyDream
still nothing but nobodies.....sad
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and i will have you know, im one of the most famous pizza delivery divers in my town.Originally posted by SleazyDream
still nothing but nobodies.....sad
ive been on the front page of the dayton daily newspaper even, as was that guy who got hit by the car while crossing the street that was posted here.
i would be a blessing in your city.HAH! FOUND IT FRISComment
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Originally posted by Napolean
and i will have you know, im one of the most famous pizza delivery divers in my town.
ive been on the front page of the dayton daily newspaper even, as was that guy who got hit by the car while crossing the street that was posted here.
i would be a blessing in your city.
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My cats breath smells like cat food, my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of it, the dove flies at dawn, fall trout like spring corn best, the hills are covered in blood...
What exactly do you mean by "interesting"?Comment
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I can see mine when it's erect... when I suck in my stomach and bend over slightly.Originally posted by papichulo
You're right, Sleazy....Being so fat that you can't even see your own dick does get kinda boring.
thank god for mirrors, otherwise I'd think I'd lost it.
..and I'm off.Comment
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2 bores in the same thread, must be some kind of recordOriginally posted by Repetitive Monkey
You fucking bore me too. So we're even.

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."Comment
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