Jerkoff machine... It had to happen sometime - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 02:32 PM

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Damn, NOW how am I going to get my exercise?

mcmc · 07-12-2004, 02:33 PM

MUST have been japanese

Lycanthrope · 07-12-2004, 02:34 PM

stevecore · 07-12-2004, 02:34 PM

2003 called, they want their timeline picture back.

Evil1 · 07-12-2004, 02:35 PM

It has fat little man looking fingers.. that'd make you gay. Can't use it

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 02:51 PM

I have fat little man hands... does that make me gay?

Sarma · 07-12-2004, 02:53 PM

i fuckin can't believe it

B40 · 07-12-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
2003 called, they want their timeline picture back.

SiMpLe · 07-12-2004, 03:13 PM

I bought two

wyldblyss · 07-12-2004, 03:15 PM

I have a feeling it would be much funnier if I could only read the descriptions

johnbosh · 07-12-2004, 03:17 PM

howq much is it in dollars

ShellyCrash · 07-12-2004, 03:28 PM

Does it come with a vibrator? That "control wand" looks mysteriously like the "neck massager" they sell at the beauty supply store.

ShellyCrash · 07-12-2004, 03:29 PM

For comparisson-

QualityMpegs · 07-12-2004, 03:33 PM

that thing looks like a fucking joke

MichaelP · 07-12-2004, 03:37 PM

I want one

naaaaaaaaaahhh

KDizzla · 07-12-2004, 04:36 PM

I think I'll just trick out my KitchenAid.

David! · 07-12-2004, 04:37 PM

If I was that desperate I would prefer the automatic pussy though

zanycash Pete · 07-12-2004, 04:38 PM

OMG

Never trust a machine to do what you can do yourself

Corleone · 07-12-2004, 04:38 PM

kimzar · 07-12-2004, 04:39 PM

MinX · 07-12-2004, 04:41 PM

the_wizz · 07-12-2004, 04:44 PM

Brings new meaning to "PLaying with the joy stick" doesn't it?

How lazy you have to be that you need a machine to rub one out for you?

NickPapageorgio · 07-12-2004, 04:58 PM

Hey cool...when you're not jerking your cock with it you can hook it up to shake your martinis. NOICE.

Dagwolf · 07-12-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Hey cool...when you're not jerking your cock with it you can hook it up to shake your martinis. NOICE.

Nick, you're a real innovator and you will go far.

Fizzgig · 07-12-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
I have fat little man hands... does that make me gay?

I love your fat little man hands

detoxed · 07-12-2004, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Jerkoff... It had to happen sometime

They are called women

fuelcell · 07-12-2004, 05:44 PM

That's not the first one. Sybian's had one for about as long as the Sybian has been around.

http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm

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