Jerkoff machine... It had to happen sometime
 

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Damn, NOW how am I going to get my exercise?

MUST have been japanese :1orglaugh

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2003 called, they want their timeline picture back.

It has fat little man looking fingers.. that'd make you gay. Can't use it

I have fat little man hands... does that make me gay?

i fuckin can't believe it :eek7 :1orglaugh

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I bought two :thumbsup

I have a feeling it would be much funnier if I could only read the descriptions

howq much is it in dollars

Does it come with a vibrator? That "control wand" looks mysteriously like the "neck massager" they sell at the beauty supply store.
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom3.jpg

For comparisson-
http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/image...mages/1003.jpg

that thing looks like a fucking joke

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I want one :)




naaaaaaaaaahhh :1orglaugh

I think I'll just trick out my KitchenAid. :thumbsup

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If I was that desperate I would prefer the automatic pussy though :1orglaugh

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Never trust a machine to do what you can do yourself:Graucho

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Brings new meaning to "PLaying with the joy stick" doesn't it?

How lazy you have to be that you need a machine to rub one out for you?

Hey cool...when you're not jerking your cock with it you can hook it up to shake your martinis. NOICE.

Nick, you're a real innovator and you will go far.

I love your fat little man hands :)

They are called women

That's not the first one. Sybian's had one for about as long as the Sybian has been around.

http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm