If women had a dick for a day. - GoFuckYourself.com

blakkfrogg · 04-11-2001, 10:05 AM

> A survey asked women what they would do if they woke
> up and had a penis for the day. These responses were
> taken from the survey:
>
>
> I would walk around and prod him all night long with
> it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him
> with it.
>
>
> I would write my name in the snow.
>
>
> I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk
> and say "where is my raise?
>
>
> I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him &
> tell him to roll over & try something new.
>
>
> I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
>
>
> I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
>
>
> I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while
> peeing.
>
>
> I would measure it both ways.
>
>
> Pee off of a tall building.
>
>
> I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
>
>
> I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically
> removed.
>
>
> I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
>
>
> I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it
> all day.
>
>
> Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is
> possible to hit the water and not pee all over
> everything.
>
>
> Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
>
>
> I would play with it and then make him roll over into
> the wet spot.
>
>
> Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of
> stimulants to see what was the best.
>
>
> Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all
> around.
>
>
> See how many donuts I could carry with it.
>
>
> Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.

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Hot Tropical Babes · 04-11-2001, 08:58 PM

Well if i woke up with a dick, That would mean my hubby would be right next to me. (hopefully with a worried look on his face) Next I would stand up in the middle of the bed, Do that male scratch thing and say "baby, I am in the mood" Lets try that anal thing you love so much! There would be a definite GLEAM in my eye for the next 23 hours for sure.

PimPaDelic · 04-11-2001, 10:26 PM

Thats Trippy As Fuck...You Ladys Or Whoever Answered That Pole ? Are A Trip And It Made Me Laugh

Babagirls · 04-11-2001, 10:33 PM

If I woke up with a dick for 24 hours, I would do SO much!!

I'd make my boyfriend give ME head until I came in HIS mouth "by accident"...

I would fuck a girl to see how it felt...

Go outside and pee in the bush's...

Scratch it all day and tell my man "Come on! You dont know if you like anal until *YOU* try it!"

LMAO! WoW! What a thought!

One can only dream!

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04-11-2001, 10:05 AM	#1
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	If women had a dick for a day. > A survey asked women what they would do if they woke > up and had a penis for the day. These responses were > taken from the survey: > > > I would walk around and prod him all night long with > it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him > with it. > > > I would write my name in the snow. > > > I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk > and say "where is my raise? > > > I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & > tell him to roll over & try something new. > > > I would want a big one and show it off to everyone. > > > I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed. > > > I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while > peeing. > > > I would measure it both ways. > > > Pee off of a tall building. > > > I would get racked to see if it really hurts. > > > I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically > removed. > > > I would see what a woman felt like on the other end. > > > I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it > all day. > > > Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is > possible to hit the water and not pee all over > everything. > > > Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it. > > > I would play with it and then make him roll over into > the wet spot. > > > Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of > stimulants to see what was the best. > > > Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all > around. > > > See how many donuts I could carry with it. > > > Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes. ------------------ Something New... http://www.americas-best.com/adult

04-11-2001, 08:58 PM	#2
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Well if i woke up with a dick, That would mean my hubby would be right next to me. (hopefully with a worried look on his face) Next I would stand up in the middle of the bed, Do that male scratch thing and say "baby, I am in the mood" Lets try that anal thing you love so much! There would be a definite GLEAM in my eye for the next 23 hours for sure.

04-11-2001, 10:26 PM	#3
PimPaDelic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 123	Thats Trippy As Fuck...You Ladys Or Whoever Answered That Pole ? Are A Trip And It Made Me Laugh

04-11-2001, 10:33 PM	#4
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	If I woke up with a dick for 24 hours, I would do SO much!! I'd make my boyfriend give ME head until I came in HIS mouth "by accident"... I would fuck a girl to see how it felt... Go outside and pee in the bush's... Scratch it all day and tell my man "Come on! You dont know if you like anal until YOU try it!" LMAO! WoW! What a thought! One can only dream! ------------------ "We are all porn stars , just some of us are brave enough to do it on film!" Jamie's Stable