![]() |
If women had a dick for a day.
> A survey asked women what they would do if they woke
> up and had a penis for the day. These responses were > taken from the survey: > > > I would walk around and prod him all night long with > it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him > with it. > > > I would write my name in the snow. > > > I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk > and say "where is my raise? > > > I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & > tell him to roll over & try something new. > > > I would want a big one and show it off to everyone. > > > I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed. > > > I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while > peeing. > > > I would measure it both ways. > > > Pee off of a tall building. > > > I would get racked to see if it really hurts. > > > I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically > removed. > > > I would see what a woman felt like on the other end. > > > I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it > all day. > > > Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is > possible to hit the water and not pee all over > everything. > > > Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it. > > > I would play with it and then make him roll over into > the wet spot. > > > Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of > stimulants to see what was the best. > > > Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all > around. > > > See how many donuts I could carry with it. > > > Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes. ------------------ Something New... http://www.americas-best.com/adult |
Well if i woke up with a dick, That would mean my hubby would be right next to me. (hopefully with a worried look on his face) Next I would stand up in the middle of the bed, Do that male scratch thing and say "baby, I am in the mood" Lets try that anal thing you love so much! There would be a definite GLEAM in my eye for the next 23 hours for sure.
|
Thats Trippy As Fuck...You Ladys Or Whoever Answered That Pole ? Are A Trip And It Made Me Laugh
|
If I woke up with a dick for 24 hours, I would do SO much!!
I'd make my boyfriend give ME head until I came in HIS mouth "by accident"... I would fuck a girl to see how it felt... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif Go outside and pee in the bush's... Scratch it all day and tell my man "Come on! You dont know if you like anal until *YOU* try it!" LMAO! WoW! What a thought! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif One can only dream! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif ------------------ "We are all porn stars , just some of us are brave enough to do it on film!" http://www.plauder-smilies.de/yellows/kiss2.gif Jamie's Stable |
| All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:31 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123