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blakkfrogg 04-11-2001 10:05 AM

If women had a dick for a day.
 
> A survey asked women what they would do if they woke
> up and had a penis for the day. These responses were
> taken from the survey:
>
>
> I would walk around and prod him all night long with
> it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him
> with it.
>
>
> I would write my name in the snow.
>
>
> I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk
> and say "where is my raise?
>
>
> I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him &
> tell him to roll over & try something new.
>
>
> I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
>
>
> I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
>
>
> I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while
> peeing.
>
>
> I would measure it both ways.
>
>
> Pee off of a tall building.
>
>
> I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
>
>
> I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically
> removed.
>
>
> I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
>
>
> I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it
> all day.
>
>
> Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is
> possible to hit the water and not pee all over
> everything.
>
>
> Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
>
>
> I would play with it and then make him roll over into
> the wet spot.
>
>
> Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of
> stimulants to see what was the best.
>
>
> Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all
> around.
>
>
> See how many donuts I could carry with it.
>
>
> Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.

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Hot Tropical Babes 04-11-2001 08:58 PM

Well if i woke up with a dick, That would mean my hubby would be right next to me. (hopefully with a worried look on his face) Next I would stand up in the middle of the bed, Do that male scratch thing and say "baby, I am in the mood" Lets try that anal thing you love so much! There would be a definite GLEAM in my eye for the next 23 hours for sure.

PimPaDelic 04-11-2001 10:26 PM

Thats Trippy As Fuck...You Ladys Or Whoever Answered That Pole ? Are A Trip And It Made Me Laugh

Babagirls 04-11-2001 10:33 PM

If I woke up with a dick for 24 hours, I would do SO much!!

I'd make my boyfriend give ME head until I came in HIS mouth "by accident"...

I would fuck a girl to see how it felt... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Go outside and pee in the bush's...

Scratch it all day and tell my man "Come on! You dont know if you like anal until *YOU* try it!"

LMAO! WoW! What a thought! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif One can only dream! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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