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Old 04-11-2001, 10:05 AM  
blakkfrogg
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: South of sobriety
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If women had a dick for a day.

> A survey asked women what they would do if they woke
> up and had a penis for the day. These responses were
> taken from the survey:
>
>
> I would walk around and prod him all night long with
> it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him
> with it.
>
>
> I would write my name in the snow.
>
>
> I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk
> and say "where is my raise?
>
>
> I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him &
> tell him to roll over & try something new.
>
>
> I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
>
>
> I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
>
>
> I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while
> peeing.
>
>
> I would measure it both ways.
>
>
> Pee off of a tall building.
>
>
> I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
>
>
> I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically
> removed.
>
>
> I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
>
>
> I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it
> all day.
>
>
> Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is
> possible to hit the water and not pee all over
> everything.
>
>
> Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
>
>
> I would play with it and then make him roll over into
> the wet spot.
>
>
> Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of
> stimulants to see what was the best.
>
>
> Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all
> around.
>
>
> See how many donuts I could carry with it.
>
>
> Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.

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