So I woke up to something gross... - GoFuckYourself.com

Huggles · 07-11-2004, 11:30 AM

Ok, so I woke up, came downstairs, checked my stats, smiled, and then I noticed my fucking toe hurt.

So, I glanced under the desk, pushed aside Britney, and noticed that my left baby toe has a giant raised bloody lesion of some sort. It hurts. It's ugly.

Now, I'm debating a few things....

1. Goto Doctor, get it checked out
2. Post a pic of it before and after I cut / smash / burn it off myself
3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite

This fucker hurts!

Global Dialers · 07-11-2004, 11:31 AM

damn thought you were gonna say you woke up next to headless

BRISK · 07-11-2004, 11:34 AM

Post a pic

Rankings · 07-11-2004, 11:38 AM

just cut it off. problem solved

Manowar · 07-11-2004, 11:40 AM

This thread is useless without pics

adjektiv · 07-11-2004, 11:53 AM

07-11-2004, 11:57 AM

Number 2 is the only sensible option.

Spunky · 07-11-2004, 11:58 AM

Pics?

Vitasoy · 07-11-2004, 12:08 PM

lets see this bloody toe

Jdoughs · 07-11-2004, 12:15 PM

Option number 3 just caused me to spit my coffee all over the monitor.

Do #2 then follow that up with a #1 then hope for #3.

More Booze · 07-11-2004, 12:18 PM

we need pics

volante · 07-11-2004, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles

3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite

SomeCreep · 07-11-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Ok, so I woke up, came downstairs, checked my stats, smiled, and then I noticed my fucking toe hurt.

So, I glanced under the desk, pushed aside Britney, and noticed that my left baby toe has a giant raised bloody lesion of some sort. It hurts. It's ugly.

Now, I'm debating a few things....

1. Goto Doctor, get it checked out
2. Post a pic of it before and after I cut / smash / burn it off myself
3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite

This fucker hurts!

Go with what your spidey sense tells you to do.

Elli · 07-11-2004, 12:27 PM

I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says.

Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.

PatrickKing · 07-11-2004, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says. Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.

Elli, this is by far the best advice yet

Marcus Aurelius · 07-11-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says. Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.

I have to agree with the hotty 2 posts above me.

PatrickKing · 07-11-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I have to agree with the hotty above me.

why thank you. heeheehee

Spunky · 07-11-2004, 12:34 PM

Based by your posts ,it's gangreen and will have to be amputated

Shortbread · 07-11-2004, 12:39 PM

Doctors are not open on Sunday's. Do you really want to spend 3 hours in the emergency at Peace Arch? Either fix it yourself, or think of a temporary solution until tomorrow.

Shortbread · 07-11-2004, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Based by your posts ,it's gangreen and will have to be amputated

Spunky1, you are about to hit 20000 posts!

Elli · 07-11-2004, 12:45 PM

There are stil walk in clinics no? At least that gives him time to take a few lovely pics to share with us and give us a good crack at diagnosis.

ZanyCash Larry · 07-11-2004, 12:58 PM

Post a pick, there are lots of Doctors on this board

Jason Fromm · 07-12-2004, 05:50 AM

Cut the whole toe off...won't have any problems with it then.

But take a picture of it first.

pussyluver · 07-12-2004, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Fromm
Cut the whole toe off...won't have any problems with it then.

But take a picture of it first.

No, the poison is in his blood stream now. These posts may scare him well. Pics if you?re not gonna get help.

pussyluver · 07-12-2004, 08:02 AM

Spray the house for bugs, the next bite might be on your cock! That would be emotionally harder to cut off!

07-11-2004, 11:38 AM	#4
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07-11-2004, 12:15 PM	#10
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07-11-2004, 12:27 PM	#14
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07-11-2004, 11:30 AM	#1
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07-11-2004, 11:40 AM	#5
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07-11-2004, 11:57 AM	#7
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07-11-2004, 12:34 PM	#18
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Based by your posts ,it's gangreen and will have to be amputated __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

07-11-2004, 12:39 PM	#19
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07-11-2004, 12:45 PM	#21
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	There are stil walk in clinics no? At least that gives him time to take a few lovely pics to share with us and give us a good crack at diagnosis. __________________ email: [email protected]

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07-12-2004, 05:50 AM	#23
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07-12-2004, 08:02 AM	#25
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