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Huggles 07-11-2004 11:30 AM

So I woke up to something gross...
 
Ok, so I woke up, came downstairs, checked my stats, smiled, and then I noticed my fucking toe hurt.


So, I glanced under the desk, pushed aside Britney, and noticed that my left baby toe has a giant raised bloody lesion of some sort. It hurts. It's ugly.


Now, I'm debating a few things....



1. Goto Doctor, get it checked out
2. Post a pic of it before and after I cut / smash / burn it off myself
3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite



This fucker hurts!

Global Dialers 07-11-2004 11:31 AM

damn thought you were gonna say you woke up next to headless :1orglaugh

BRISK 07-11-2004 11:34 AM

Post a pic

Rankings 07-11-2004 11:38 AM

just cut it off. problem solved

Manowar 07-11-2004 11:40 AM

This thread is useless without pics

adjektiv 07-11-2004 11:53 AM

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...size/19570.jpg

evildick 07-11-2004 11:57 AM

Number 2 is the only sensible option.

Spunky 07-11-2004 11:58 AM

Pics?

Vitasoy 07-11-2004 12:08 PM

lets see this bloody toe :)

Jdoughs 07-11-2004 12:15 PM

Option number 3 just caused me to spit my coffee all over the monitor.

Do #2 then follow that up with a #1 then hope for #3.

:thumbsup

More Booze 07-11-2004 12:18 PM

we need pics :)

volante 07-11-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles

3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 07-11-2004 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Ok, so I woke up, came downstairs, checked my stats, smiled, and then I noticed my fucking toe hurt.


So, I glanced under the desk, pushed aside Britney, and noticed that my left baby toe has a giant raised bloody lesion of some sort. It hurts. It's ugly.


Now, I'm debating a few things....



1. Goto Doctor, get it checked out
2. Post a pic of it before and after I cut / smash / burn it off myself
3. Do nothing, hope it was a genetically modified spider bite



This fucker hurts!

Go with what your spidey sense tells you to do.

Elli 07-11-2004 12:27 PM

I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says. :) Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.

PatrickKing 07-11-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says. :) Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.
Elli, this is by far the best advice yet:thumbsup

Marcus Aurelius 07-11-2004 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I think the most sensible option would be a combination. Take a picture and let the GFY medical personnel give their pro bono advice, then take it to a doctor and tell him what you were told, and see what he says. :) Then come back and tell us how wrong we were.
I have to agree with the hotty 2 posts above me. :thumbsup

PatrickKing 07-11-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I have to agree with the hotty above me. :thumbsup
why thank you. heeheehee

Spunky 07-11-2004 12:34 PM

Based by your posts ,it's gangreen and will have to be amputated

Shortbread 07-11-2004 12:39 PM

Doctors are not open on Sunday's. Do you really want to spend 3 hours in the emergency at Peace Arch? Either fix it yourself, or think of a temporary solution until tomorrow.

Shortbread 07-11-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Based by your posts ,it's gangreen and will have to be amputated
Spunky1, you are about to hit 20000 posts!

:GFYBand

Elli 07-11-2004 12:45 PM

There are stil walk in clinics no? At least that gives him time to take a few lovely pics to share with us and give us a good crack at diagnosis. :)

ZanyCash Larry 07-11-2004 12:58 PM

Post a pick, there are lots of Doctors on this board :)

Jason Fromm 07-12-2004 05:50 AM

Cut the whole toe off...won't have any problems with it then.

But take a picture of it first.:thumbsup

pussyluver 07-12-2004 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Fromm
Cut the whole toe off...won't have any problems with it then.

But take a picture of it first.:thumbsup

No, the poison is in his blood stream now. These posts may scare him well. Pics if you?re not gonna get help.

pussyluver 07-12-2004 08:02 AM

Spray the house for bugs, the next bite might be on your cock! That would be emotionally harder to cut off!


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