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SS396chevelleSS · 07-10-2004, 09:49 PM

Ok ill kick it off

A 5 year old kid asks his dad, "Dad, can I have a new bike?".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant".
Dad replies, "Then there's your answer."
Same kid, 5 years later asks, "Dad can I have a new go cart".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant".
Dad replies, "Then there's your answer."
Same kid, at 16 years old asks, "Dad, can I have a new car?".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "Yes, it can".
Dad replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself."

CDSmith · 07-10-2004, 09:55 PM

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they
interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down three
people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all
the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best
answer would get the job. The question was: A man and a woman are in
bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man,
and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the
man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give
their answers. The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer."
The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the
answer with the information we were given."
The third one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to
two names. It's either Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

He got the job!

Marcus Aurelius · 07-10-2004, 10:00 PM

whats the difference between an epileptic working in an oyster bar and a prostitute with diahrhea.

one has fits when she shucks.

SS396chevelleSS · 07-10-2004, 10:02 PM

A guy is in love with his Girlfriend.
He decides he's in love with her some much he tatoo's her name on his dick.
Her name is Wendy.

Well when his dick hard you see WENDY just fine, but when it's soft you only see WY.

Wendy dumps the schmuck, and he's do depressed he go's on a trip to Jamaica.

He's having a great ole time at a local bar, and he's about to score but he's got to piss really bad.

While he's standing at there taking a piss, he see's a local standing in the urinal beside him.

He looks down and see's "WY" on his pecker.

He smiles and says to the guy "I see that you have a woman named Wendy too huh?

The Jamaican says "No"
He stretches his schlong out and it says "Welcome To Jamaica Mon, Have a nice Day"

neewwman · 07-10-2004, 10:10 PM

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CDSmith · 07-10-2004, 10:14 PM

A friend of mine is a Police Officer here in town and he mentioned the
other day that he actually had pulled Janet Jackson over once. I said,
"Are you serious? Was she speeding?"
He said, "Nah, she had a headlight out."

07-10-2004, 09:49 PM	#1
SS396chevelleSS Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 1,692	Joke Thread......... Ok ill kick it off A 5 year old kid asks his dad, "Dad, can I have a new bike?". Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?". The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant". Dad replies, "Then there's your answer." Same kid, 5 years later asks, "Dad can I have a new go cart". Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?". The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant". Dad replies, "Then there's your answer." Same kid, at 16 years old asks, "Dad, can I have a new car?". Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?". The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "Yes, it can". Dad replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself." __________________ Check out these awesome Blue Lights from KryptonBulbs.com Blue Headlights Great prices... Hyperwhites Better then SilverStars Sextoys Dildos vibrators and sex toy novelties

07-10-2004, 09:55 PM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name? After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers. The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer." The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given." The third one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either Willie Turner or Willie Nailer." He got the job! __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-10-2004, 10:02 PM	#4
SS396chevelleSS Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 1,692	A guy is in love with his Girlfriend. He decides he's in love with her some much he tatoo's her name on his dick. Her name is Wendy. Well when his dick hard you see WENDY just fine, but when it's soft you only see WY. Wendy dumps the schmuck, and he's do depressed he go's on a trip to Jamaica. He's having a great ole time at a local bar, and he's about to score but he's got to piss really bad. While he's standing at there taking a piss, he see's a local standing in the urinal beside him. He looks down and see's "WY" on his pecker. He smiles and says to the guy "I see that you have a woman named Wendy too huh? The Jamaican says "No" He stretches his schlong out and it says "Welcome To Jamaica Mon, Have a nice Day" __________________ Check out these awesome Blue Lights from KryptonBulbs.com Blue Headlights Great prices... Hyperwhites Better then SilverStars Sextoys Dildos vibrators and sex toy novelties

07-10-2004, 10:10 PM	#5
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	Lots of sick jokes at the SickestSites.com Sick Joke Section __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

07-10-2004, 10:14 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A friend of mine is a Police Officer here in town and he mentioned the other day that he actually had pulled Janet Jackson over once. I said, "Are you serious? Was she speeding?" He said, "Nah, she had a headlight out." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

07-10-2004, 10:00 PM	#3
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	whats the difference between an epileptic working in an oyster bar and a prostitute with diahrhea. one has fits when she shucks.