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Joke Thread.........
Ok ill kick it off
A 5 year old kid asks his dad, "Dad, can I have a new bike?".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant".
Dad replies, "Then there's your answer."
Same kid, 5 years later asks, "Dad can I have a new go cart".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "No, it cant".
Dad replies, "Then there's your answer."
Same kid, at 16 years old asks, "Dad, can I have a new car?".
Dad replies, "Can your dick touch your asshole?".
The kid says, "Hold on, I'll check", returns a minute later and says, "Yes, it can".
Dad replies, "Good, then go fuck yourself."
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