The most hilarious songs ever

[AnalProbe]

Post your favorite hilarious or retarded songs ever.

To name a few :

Bloodhound Gang - The roof is on fire
Crash Test Dummies - mmm mmm mmm mmm
Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit (what the fuck is he saying ?)

[FuqALot]

snoop dogg lodi dodi.

[Jakke PNG]

Which part of smells like teen spirit?
Here we are now, entertain us?

I don't find that song retarded at all.

Tenacious D - best song in the world (tribute)
..or what the hell it's called is quite fun.

[pure energy]

every song by britney spears is hilarious...you'd kick and turn off your appliance when you hear it playing...

[Jason Fromm]

I can't spell his name, but the guitar player for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers quit the band for awhile when he was really on his heroin binge. During that time he made a couple of solo albums (he is still making his own stuff, but it is not as interesting as he has kicked the habit). One of them was called:

"Your Pussy is Glued, to a Building on Fire".

That song would be my vote.

[Sarma]

Blink 182 - fuck your dogg in the ass (or something like that)

[=^..^=]

Suck a Cheetah's Dick
Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 3

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Polaroid, see what develops

[Roald]

i love rock n roll - britney spears, that one was just retareded

[gangbangjoe]

blink 182

Fucking Dogs"

[tom]
i want to fuck a dog in the ass

[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[tom]
i wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass

[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
its a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

[mark]
fuck you

[dennisthemenace]

Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized

ST - I saw your mommy

[GonePhishing]

Punch to the face By:GroupX

[Jakke PNG]

There's a few extremely hilarious finnish punk bands, but since the lyrics are finnish I doubt many of you have heard about 'em.

Their names alone are fucking awesome.
"Chlamydia" - translated, one of the oldest finnish punk bands with unbelievable lyrics. I ought to translate some.


and I crap, home-band with one lame song, but the band name is worth mentioning.
"Rotten Skeletor" (no, not skeleton)

[jayeff]

BENNY HILL - Harvest Of Love
I rise at six
And I feed the chicks
And I'm feeling lonesome and blue
And when I feed the cow
My thoughts somehow
Keep drifting over to you...

THE GOONS - Ying Tong Song
There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three...

JAKE THACKRAY - Isobel Makes Love Upon National Monuments
Isabel makes love upon national monuments
With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all.
She's done Stonehenge and the Houses of Parliament
But so far little Isabel's never played the Albert Hall.
Many a monolith has seen Isabel
Her bright hair in turmoil, her breasts surging swell.
But unhappy Albert so far denied
The bright sight of Isabel getting into her stride...

JAKE THACKRAY - Sister Josephine
Admittedly her hands are big and hairy
And embellished with a curious tattoo
Admittedly her voice is on the deep side
And she seems to shave more often than the other sisters do
Oh, Sister Josephine
Founder of the convent pontoon team
They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines
After Sister Josephine...


And many others too numerous - and often too awful - to mention...

[johnbosh]

bloodhound gang

[Bansheelinks]

"They Saved Hitler's Cock" by the Angry Samoans

They saved Hitler's cock,
They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night.
I couldnt even, believe my eyes.

If Hitler's cock could start to talk,
it would say:
To kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate,
it would ask, for Sharon Tate!

They saved Hitler's cock.
They stuck it it in Himmler's sock.
They saved Hitler's cock,
and now it wants to talk.

Now it's starting to get hard,
i found it in my backyard.
Everynight it kills a dog,
and now it wants, some nightly fun
Hitler's cock is on the move,
and now I'm scared of what it's gunna do!

[TheMob]

Originally posted by QuaShe
i love rock n roll - britney spears, that one was just retareded

Actually, that's a pretty cool song. At least the original by Joan Jet is.

[TheMob]

Fuck Yourself - Steve Vai

Fuck yourself and your neighbors nose,
if you can't do that use a ten foot pole

[volante]

"Christmas Song" by Kevin Bloody Wilson

Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody bongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

[volante]

"Most Offensive Song Ever" by South Park

Howdy Ho.
Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
But Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

Oh, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bride.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
To suck some dick to get a room for the night!

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

"You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one that hangs in the nation.
Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
People will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

[slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy.
Mary, Mary, suck that dick.

[Sarma]

"Mr. Postman"

Good morning mister postman
tell me tell me true,
do you have any letters for number 22?
Good morning, good morning,
good morning mister postman
how are you?

I remember that i had to learn this shit in school
And the song "kumbaya" i think too...

[Marcus Aurelius]

50 cent "I aint playing"

[neverlearn]

Denis Leary - Asshole
Bloodhound Gang- Another Dick with no Balls
Mclean and Mclean - Fuck ya
Brockett99- Lysol Rap

[Daymare]

ode to my car - adam sandler


and another one, though it's not a song, is: toll booth willy

[Firehorse]

Originally posted by pure energy
every song by britney spears is hilarious...you'd kick and turn off your appliance when you hear it playing...

I can't disagree with that!