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BENNY HILL - Harvest Of Love
I rise at six
And I feed the chicks
And I'm feeling lonesome and blue
And when I feed the cow
My thoughts somehow
Keep drifting over to you...
THE GOONS - Ying Tong Song
There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three...
JAKE THACKRAY - Isobel Makes Love Upon National Monuments
Isabel makes love upon national monuments
With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all.
She's done Stonehenge and the Houses of Parliament
But so far little Isabel's never played the Albert Hall.
Many a monolith has seen Isabel
Her bright hair in turmoil, her breasts surging swell.
But unhappy Albert so far denied
The bright sight of Isabel getting into her stride...
JAKE THACKRAY - Sister Josephine
Admittedly her hands are big and hairy
And embellished with a curious tattoo
Admittedly her voice is on the deep side
And she seems to shave more often than the other sisters do
Oh, Sister Josephine
Founder of the convent pontoon team
They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines
After Sister Josephine...
And many others too numerous - and often too awful - to mention...
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