I will be the Bellyflop Grand Champion (Pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:16 AM

I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!

This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!

Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)

NickPapageorgio · 07-08-2004, 07:17 AM

jhauser · 07-08-2004, 07:18 AM

Belly flop = ouchhhhhh

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kak_azn · 07-08-2004, 07:20 AM

Nice got any pics afterwerds it depends how red you are to!

Rob · 07-08-2004, 07:21 AM

Belly Flops are for Pussies!

If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by kak_azn
Nice got any pics afterwerds it depends how red you are to!

MikeAI might have got some, he was there. My wife, who snapped this pic, didn't get any after.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Belly Flops are for Pussies!

If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.

I've done much worse. When I was a lifeguard I attempted to do a single backflip from the high dive (5Meter springboard). I overextended and got my back pretty damn good.

I've done bellyflops from the same springboard. No biggy. They hurt for a bit, but no worse than a sunburn.

Floridiot · 07-08-2004, 07:27 AM

mary34d · 07-08-2004, 07:30 AM

hova · 07-08-2004, 07:30 AM

RyanL · 07-08-2004, 07:31 AM

haha that's a great picture!

I'm too much of a pussy to do a belly flop!

=^..^= · 07-08-2004, 07:32 AM

Bring on the urban legends!

im sure everyone has heard about someone who belly smacked and their skin split open and their guts fell out and floated through the pool

jimmyf · 07-08-2004, 07:35 AM

My money is on you sharky.

You've been working out.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
My money is on you sharky.

You've been working out.

I've been practic9ing for years. Everyone has their art, and this is my art!

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 07:38 AM

Sharkey looks to be a great competitor, however in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
Sharkey looks to be a great competitor, however in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

The challenge is On!

I will speak to MIkeAI later today and confirm Purecash's sponsorship of my Belly Real estate!

I am taking Bids! Think of the exposure your company will get to have your logo on the belly of the Grand Champion!
Support me, and I will not let you down! If the demand is there, I will sell both left and right tit space as well!

NickPapageorgio · 07-08-2004, 07:54 AM

I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothin'.

Mike AI · 07-08-2004, 07:56 AM

Sharky PureCash is definately sponsoring you, and will have PureCash right across the belly!!

I do not have a photo of you doing a bellyflop, but I do have a cannonball from your daughter's b-day party!

TweetyBird · 07-08-2004, 07:58 AM

ouch, hehe

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 07:58 AM

It's official!

Purecash has bought my belly! Break out the Bubbly - The Competition has been decided.

;-)

kmanrox · 07-08-2004, 08:03 AM

i love it!

EviLGuY · 07-08-2004, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!

This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!

Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)

LOL.. thats some fine form you have there. I am guessing you'll do quite well.

(take some after shots when you get all red..

)

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
It's official!

Purecash has bought my belly! Break out the Bubbly - The Competition has been decided.

;-)

I wish you well young grasshoppa.....

this is truley the MASTERS tournament...

and skills from all forms of known modern arts of flopping will be on display....

what do you think should be the Boobie prizes?
I think we must have a trophy for the grand champion too, sorta like the stanley cup, and each year the winner gets to take it home...

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
LOL.. thats some fine form you have there. I am guessing you'll do quite well.

(take some after shots when you get all red.. )

I'm sure there will be plenty of Camera's to capture the red!

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I wish you well young grasshoppa.....

this is truley the MASTERS tournament...

and skills from all forms of known modern arts of flopping will be on display....

what do you think should be the Boobie prizes?
I think we must have a trophy for the grand champion too, sorta like the stanley cup, and each year the winner gets to take it home...

Do me a favor, don't mention a Porn name on the trophy. When I take it home, I would liek to display it in my office:-))

Tanker · 07-08-2004, 08:21 AM

Where is Jman that little french canadian can Flop

Tanker · 07-08-2004, 08:22 AM

Jman does them so dead on they leave bruises

benc · 07-08-2004, 08:24 AM

If you spray the surface of the water with a hose or something, the surface tension of the water will be broken and probably not hurt that much.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 08:44 AM

I'm betting their won't be a hose handy at the Pool.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 08:50 AM

OK.. I went looking thru pics and realized we did have an after shot with the red marks. Not so much, but good enough for you to see the space Purecash has bought!

NickPapageorgio · 07-08-2004, 08:53 AM

I been practicin' too

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 08:53 AM

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Originally posted by sharky
I'm betting their won't be a hose handy at the Pool.

No worries I always carry a spare hose in my front pocket!

coolfuck · 07-08-2004, 08:55 AM

is there any "after" pics ;)

Mike AI · 07-08-2004, 09:01 AM

Hey Joe -

Stanley Cup is in Tampa.

Sharky is in Tampa.

Coincidence?

EviLGuY · 07-08-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

I been practicin' too

ROFL.. thats just fucked up man. I love it.

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Hey Joe -

Stanley Cup is in Tampa.

Sharky is in Tampa.

Coincidence?

yep, so as theey say the Lightning never stike twice!

brizzad · 07-08-2004, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Sharky PureCash is definately sponsoring you, and will have PureCash right across the belly!!

I do not have a photo of you doing a bellyflop, but I do have a cannonball from your daughter's b-day party!

lol it looks like that little kid is trying hard to get away, but he has nowhere else to go

Basic_man · 07-08-2004, 09:37 AM

fat ass dude!

Babagirls · 07-08-2004, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Belly Flops are for Pussies!

..... Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
yep, so as theey say the Lightning never stike twice!

Obviously you haven't been following the news here lately. There is a famnily that was hit with 2-3 strikes of lighning.. all in the same area.

lol

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
Obviously you haven't been following the news here lately. There is a famnily that was hit with 2-3 strikes of lighning.. all in the same area.

lol

good point, Lightning hits everything in florida more than once huh....LOL but none the less, JMan is early on crowd favorite it appears....

I am telling you all, look out for the number one pick in the draft, the rookie Nickpappageorgio.....

The kid has got some game to him.

this aint your grandmas pool out at the house.. kids this one is for real...

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
good point, Lightning hits everything in florida more than once huh....LOL but none the less, JMan is early on crowd favorite it appears....

I am telling you all, look out for the number one pick in the draft, the rookie Nickpappageorgio.....

The kid has got some game to him.

this aint your grandmas pool out at the house.. kids this one is for real...

I'm ready and prepared to take home the bacon;-)

Jman is no competition for me!

Peaches · 07-08-2004, 10:37 AM

This is going to be a great competition

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:38 AM

Tom_PMs · 07-08-2004, 10:38 AM

Shit, sharky. Check out your first pic at how the water is shying away from the contact, hehehe

Manowar · 07-08-2004, 10:47 AM

thats one great in action shot

Sharky · 07-08-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
Shit, sharky. Check out your first pic at how the water is shying away from the contact, hehehe

That water has suffered my wrath many times. It knows who is boss!

Penrod · 07-08-2004, 11:48 AM

I put my money on Sharky.

Tommy Bahama should sponsor you.

Mike AI · 07-08-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
That water has suffered my wrath many times. It knows who is boss!

Sharky brings the pain!!

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