I will be the Bellyflop Grand Champion (Pic)
 

I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!

http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/sharky/bellyflop.jpg

This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!

Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)

:glugglug

Belly flop = ouchhhhhh

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Nice got any pics afterwerds it depends how red you are to! :thumbsup

Belly Flops are for Pussies!

If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days. :thumbsup

MikeAI might have got some, he was there. My wife, who snapped this pic, didn't get any after.

I've done much worse. When I was a lifeguard I attempted to do a single backflip from the high dive (5Meter springboard). I overextended and got my back pretty damn good.

I've done bellyflops from the same springboard. No biggy. They hurt for a bit, but no worse than a sunburn.

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LOL

hehe

haha that's a great picture!

I'm too much of a pussy to do a belly flop!

Bring on the urban legends!

im sure everyone has heard about someone who belly smacked and their skin split open and their guts fell out and floated through the pool

My money is on you sharky. :thumbsup

You've been working out.

I've been practic9ing for years. Everyone has their art, and this is my art!

:thumbsup

Sharkey looks to be a great competitor, however in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/IMG_4662.jpg

The challenge is On!

I will speak to MIkeAI later today and confirm Purecash's sponsorship of my Belly Real estate!

I am taking Bids! Think of the exposure your company will get to have your logo on the belly of the Grand Champion!
Support me, and I will not let you down! If the demand is there, I will sell both left and right tit space as well!

http://almostlucky.com/belly.jpg

I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothin'.

Sharky PureCash is definately sponsoring you, and will have PureCash right across the belly!!


I do not have a photo of you doing a bellyflop, but I do have a cannonball from your daughter's b-day party!


http://purecash.biz/michael/sharky.jpg

ouch, hehe :glugglug

It's official!

Purecash has bought my belly! Break out the Bubbly - The Competition has been decided.

;-)

i love it!

LOL.. thats some fine form you have there. I am guessing you'll do quite well. :)

(take some after shots when you get all red.. :))

I wish you well young grasshoppa.....

this is truley the MASTERS tournament...

and skills from all forms of known modern arts of flopping will be on display....

what do you think should be the Boobie prizes?
I think we must have a trophy for the grand champion too, sorta like the stanley cup, and each year the winner gets to take it home...

I'm sure there will be plenty of Camera's to capture the red!

Do me a favor, don't mention a Porn name on the trophy. When I take it home, I would liek to display it in my office:-))

Where is Jman that little french canadian can Flop

Jman does them so dead on they leave bruises

If you spray the surface of the water with a hose or something, the surface tension of the water will be broken and probably not hurt that much.

I'm betting their won't be a hose handy at the Pool.

OK.. I went looking thru pics and realized we did have an after shot with the red marks. Not so much, but good enough for you to see the space Purecash has bought!

http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/sharky/bellyflop2.jpg

http://salc.wsu.edu/Freshman/FinalPr.../fat%20guy.jpg

I been practicin' too:Graucho

No worries I always carry a spare hose in my front pocket!:1orglaugh

is there any "after" pics ;)

Hey Joe -

Stanley Cup is in Tampa.

Sharky is in Tampa.

Coincidence?

ROFL.. thats just fucked up man. I love it.

yep, so as theey say the Lightning never stike twice!:Graucho

lol it looks like that little kid is trying hard to get away, but he has nowhere else to go

fat ass dude! :Graucho :thumbsup

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Obviously you haven't been following the news here lately. There is a famnily that was hit with 2-3 strikes of lighning.. all in the same area.

lol

good point, Lightning hits everything in florida more than once huh....LOL but none the less, JMan is early on crowd favorite it appears....

I am telling you all, look out for the number one pick in the draft, the rookie Nickpappageorgio.....

The kid has got some game to him.

this aint your grandmas pool out at the house.. kids this one is for real...:)

I'm ready and prepared to take home the bacon;-)

Jman is no competition for me!

This is going to be a great competition :)

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Shit, sharky. Check out your first pic at how the water is shying away from the contact, hehehe :thumbsup

thats one great in action shot

That water has suffered my wrath many times. It knows who is boss!

I put my money on Sharky.

Tommy Bahama should sponsor you.

Sharky brings the pain!!