I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!
This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!
Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)