How to get your eye whites whitest? - GoFuckYourself.com

Myst · 07-06-2004, 08:55 PM

Im scared to use visine (causes glaucoma), and plus it doesnt get rid of the red that well (the lines that is)

and sleep can only help so much

how do people get their eye whites so clear and white?

kenny · 07-06-2004, 08:57 PM

hmm..

maybe eating lots of carrots would help

but I really have no idea

kenny · 07-06-2004, 08:58 PM

Buy some all white contact lenses. There is a solution

NoCarrier · 07-06-2004, 09:00 PM

Liquid Paper?

kenny · 07-06-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Liquid Paper?

Some good old whiteout. Brilliant idea!

r0nin · 07-06-2004, 09:02 PM

dazolin nafasolina drops ;)

r0nin · 07-06-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by r0nin
dazolin nafasolina drops ;)

ear drops will completely whiten your eyes

eye drops are lighter

depends on your purposes

Jamdin · 07-06-2004, 09:11 PM

Get cataract surgery. The whites of my eyes were clear afterwards. Only now is the red returning since I have returned to reading and writing on the computer.

Myst · 07-06-2004, 09:56 PM

anyone else?

budz · 07-06-2004, 10:01 PM

clear eyes ?

it works on beach balls in the commercials

jasonir · 07-06-2004, 10:02 PM

Who the fuck cares?

Even if you are a model, they photoshop everything out anyways.

Myst · 07-06-2004, 10:06 PM

detoxed · 07-06-2004, 10:07 PM

rub cocaine on them

tical · 07-06-2004, 10:13 PM

find a cure for hepatitis

Mike Okitch · 07-06-2004, 10:17 PM

Smoke lots of weed.

Your eyes will be red like hell but you'll be too high to care

nofx · 07-06-2004, 10:20 PM

from my personal experince I know that Clear Eyes works better than Visine. Clear Eyes gets the red out, and Visine doesnt work for shit. being a pothead is useful sometimes

Trixie Racer · 07-06-2004, 10:20 PM

photoshop

nofx · 07-06-2004, 10:24 PM

and please find me research that proves Visine causes Glaucoma. I looked but all I could find was "people WITH Glaucoma should not use Visine."

Myst · 07-06-2004, 10:38 PM

so cleareyes?

nofx · 07-06-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Myst
so cleareyes?

I've smoked pot daily for a few years now and I use clear eyes every time my eyes are all red and they get white as white can be in like 3 minutes after I use it.

edit* what about that info that that states Visine causes Glaucoma? I'm just interested in reading about it because all my friends say like they are going to laugh in 50 years when I have used clear eyes so many times my eyes rot out or something.

rdunn404 · 07-06-2004, 10:44 PM

I hear bleach makes your whites whiter.

brizzad · 07-06-2004, 10:47 PM

bullets

tokyuhands · 07-06-2004, 10:51 PM

brush them at
least three
times per day.

Global Dialers · 07-06-2004, 10:52 PM

clear eyes basically draws all the blood vessels in your eyes away hence why if you have a glaucoma you shouldnt it ;)

UnclePecker · 07-06-2004, 10:54 PM

Facial?

Trixie Racer · 07-06-2004, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers
clear eyes basically draws all the blood vessels in your eyes away hence why if you have a glaucoma you shouldnt it ;)

I've had LASIK and will have to use Refresh Tears everyday for the rest of my life. Will this cause vision problems later on down the road?

Down_Under · 07-06-2004, 11:01 PM

have another bong and dont worry about it

serious · 07-06-2004, 11:04 PM

visine causes glaucoma, wtf??

AnalProbe · 07-06-2004, 11:08 PM

Hydrogen Peroxide will do.

Kassidy · 07-06-2004, 11:09 PM

The colour of the whites of your eyes is directly related to your health. Eat well, don't drink or do drugs, and go for a walk every once in a while. There's no quick fix...sorry

nofx · 07-06-2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by serious
visine causes glaucoma, wtf??

thats what I'm saying but no one has posted any evidence to prove this. I think dont think it does.

KDizzla · 07-06-2004, 11:16 PM

Have you tried a good saline solution?

Myst · 07-06-2004, 11:24 PM

so basically the only real answers are

eat carrots
clear eyes

pornguy · 07-06-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I've had LASIK and will have to use Refresh Tears everyday for the rest of my life. Will this cause vision problems later on down the road?

My wife uses them about 10 times a day. The eye doctor told her that refresh is as close to natural tears as you can get right now. So they should not cause any problems..

Kassidy · 07-06-2004, 11:37 PM

'The sclera is commonly known as "the white of the eye." It is the tough, opaque tissue that serves as the eye's protective outer coat. Six tiny muscles connect to it around the eye and control the eye's movements. The optic nerve is attached to the sclera at the very back of the eye.

In children, the sclera is thinner and more translucent, allowing the underlying tissue to show through and giving it a bluish cast. As we age, the sclera tends to become more yellow.'

ie: the same things that slow the aging process in other parts of your body will likely help here too...get healthy

jwerd · 07-06-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
rub cocaine on them

rofl

kowntafit · 07-07-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
hmm..

maybe eating lots of carrots would help

Awesome reply dude.

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kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	hmm.. maybe eating lots of carrots would help but I really have no idea

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	from my personal experince I know that Clear Eyes works better than Visine. Clear Eyes gets the red out, and Visine doesnt work for shit. being a pothead is useful sometimes __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	and please find me research that proves Visine causes Glaucoma. I looked but all I could find was "people WITH Glaucoma should not use Visine." __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Kassidy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Vancouverish... ICQ# 111432084 Posts: 1,219	'The sclera is commonly known as "the white of the eye." It is the tough, opaque tissue that serves as the eye's protective outer coat. Six tiny muscles connect to it around the eye and control the eye's movements. The optic nerve is attached to the sclera at the very back of the eye. In children, the sclera is thinner and more translucent, allowing the underlying tissue to show through and giving it a bluish cast. As we age, the sclera tends to become more yellow.' ie: the same things that slow the aging process in other parts of your body will likely help here too...get healthy __________________ The ORIGINAL micro niche program- All Original and exclusive content. Paying 60% recurring through CCBill, FHG, free content & gallery templates Well researched niches with on-target content. SUBSTANCE SELLS!