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Myst 07-06-2004 08:55 PM

How to get your eye whites whitest?
 
Im scared to use visine (causes glaucoma), and plus it doesnt get rid of the red that well (the lines that is)

and sleep can only help so much

how do people get their eye whites so clear and white?

kenny 07-06-2004 08:57 PM

hmm..

maybe eating lots of carrots would help

but I really have no idea

kenny 07-06-2004 08:58 PM

Buy some all white contact lenses. There is a solution :)

NoCarrier 07-06-2004 09:00 PM

Liquid Paper?

kenny 07-06-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Liquid Paper?
:1orglaugh

Some good old whiteout. Brilliant idea!

r0nin 07-06-2004 09:02 PM

dazolin nafasolina drops ;)

r0nin 07-06-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin
dazolin nafasolina drops ;)
ear drops will completely whiten your eyes

eye drops are lighter

depends on your purposes

Jamdin 07-06-2004 09:11 PM

Get cataract surgery. The whites of my eyes were clear afterwards. Only now is the red returning since I have returned to reading and writing on the computer.

Myst 07-06-2004 09:56 PM

anyone else?

budz 07-06-2004 10:01 PM

clear eyes ?


it works on beach balls in the commercials

http://www.cranford.com/health/upload/beachball.gif.jpg

jasonir 07-06-2004 10:02 PM

Who the fuck cares?

Even if you are a model, they photoshop everything out anyways.

Myst 07-06-2004 10:06 PM

bump

detoxed 07-06-2004 10:07 PM

rub cocaine on them

tical 07-06-2004 10:13 PM

find a cure for hepatitis

Mike Okitch 07-06-2004 10:17 PM

Smoke lots of weed.

Your eyes will be red like hell but you'll be too high to care :winkwink:

nofx 07-06-2004 10:20 PM

from my personal experince I know that Clear Eyes works better than Visine. Clear Eyes gets the red out, and Visine doesnt work for shit. being a pothead is useful sometimes :winkwink:

Trixie Racer 07-06-2004 10:20 PM

photoshop

nofx 07-06-2004 10:24 PM

and please find me research that proves Visine causes Glaucoma. I looked but all I could find was "people WITH Glaucoma should not use Visine."

Myst 07-06-2004 10:38 PM

so cleareyes?

nofx 07-06-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Myst
so cleareyes?
I've smoked pot daily for a few years now and I use clear eyes every time my eyes are all red and they get white as white can be in like 3 minutes after I use it.

edit* what about that info that that states Visine causes Glaucoma? I'm just interested in reading about it because all my friends say like they are going to laugh in 50 years when I have used clear eyes so many times my eyes rot out or something.

rdunn404 07-06-2004 10:44 PM

I hear bleach makes your whites whiter.

brizzad 07-06-2004 10:47 PM

bullets

tokyuhands 07-06-2004 10:51 PM

brush them at
least three
times per day.

Global Dialers 07-06-2004 10:52 PM

clear eyes basically draws all the blood vessels in your eyes away hence why if you have a glaucoma you shouldnt it ;)

UnclePecker 07-06-2004 10:54 PM

Facial?

Trixie Racer 07-06-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers
clear eyes basically draws all the blood vessels in your eyes away hence why if you have a glaucoma you shouldnt it ;)
I've had LASIK and will have to use Refresh Tears everyday for the rest of my life. Will this cause vision problems later on down the road?

Down_Under 07-06-2004 11:01 PM

have another bong and dont worry about it

serious 07-06-2004 11:04 PM

visine causes glaucoma, wtf??

AnalProbe 07-06-2004 11:08 PM

Hydrogen Peroxide will do.

Kassidy 07-06-2004 11:09 PM

The colour of the whites of your eyes is directly related to your health. Eat well, don't drink or do drugs, and go for a walk every once in a while. There's no quick fix...sorry :)

nofx 07-06-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious
visine causes glaucoma, wtf??
thats what I'm saying but no one has posted any evidence to prove this. I think dont think it does.

KDizzla 07-06-2004 11:16 PM

Have you tried a good saline solution? :1orglaugh

Myst 07-06-2004 11:24 PM

so basically the only real answers are

eat carrots
clear eyes

pornguy 07-06-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I've had LASIK and will have to use Refresh Tears everyday for the rest of my life. Will this cause vision problems later on down the road?

My wife uses them about 10 times a day. The eye doctor told her that refresh is as close to natural tears as you can get right now. So they should not cause any problems..

Kassidy 07-06-2004 11:37 PM

'The sclera is commonly known as "the white of the eye." It is the tough, opaque tissue that serves as the eye's protective outer coat. Six tiny muscles connect to it around the eye and control the eye's movements. The optic nerve is attached to the sclera at the very back of the eye.

In children, the sclera is thinner and more translucent, allowing the underlying tissue to show through and giving it a bluish cast. As we age, the sclera tends to become more yellow.'

ie: the same things that slow the aging process in other parts of your body will likely help here too...get healthy :)

jwerd 07-06-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
rub cocaine on them
rofl:thumbsup

kowntafit 07-07-2004 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
hmm..

maybe eating lots of carrots would help

Awesome reply dude. :thumbsup


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