Doing "much better" now! - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 07-02-2004, 09:11 AM

When you hear about how much better some companies are doing, sometimes you have to read between the lines...

For example....

Traffic is way up! (since our spyware installs are taking everyone's traffic from every tgp)

Conversions are a lot better! (since we stopped counting most of your hits)

Retention is a lot better! (since we hid the cancel button and stopped processing cancellation emails)

Sales are much higher! (since we added 3 hidden crosssells and started banging stolen credit cards)

Content expense is much lower! (since we are stiffing our models and photographers, and started jacking everyone elses members area)

Profits are up! (since we stopped paying invoices until legal action is threatened)

Any other good examples?

Steve Lightspeed

Rick Latona · 07-02-2004, 09:13 AM

You in a good mood today?

Corleone · 07-02-2004, 09:13 AM

hehe... good ones..

ModelBuffet · 07-02-2004, 09:13 AM

sounds right on..

pussyluver · 07-02-2004, 09:15 AM

OK, who fucked with ya?

SteveLightspeed · 07-02-2004, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
You in a good mood today?

Yeah man, conversions and sales are doing much better now! hahahahaha

Gave the crew the day off. I'm hanging out today getting ready for a big 3 day weekend. I love 4th of July!

Tala · 07-02-2004, 09:16 AM

And a happy good morning to you too Steve!

pussyluver · 07-02-2004, 09:16 AM

Traffic is up since I started a hit bot on my own site.

pussyluver · 07-02-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by pussyluver
Traffic is up since I started a hit bot on my own site.

Looks good on sextracker

SteveLightspeed · 07-02-2004, 09:19 AM

Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!

07-02-2004, 09:19 AM

"With the new affiliate software, our company has reported a profit increase of 480% over the past month."

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Tuga · 07-02-2004, 09:20 AM

My galleries are getting top spots in every TGP (since I removed sponsor links)

pussyluver · 07-02-2004, 09:20 AM

Hey, I have a real one. Just stop sending checks. Have a sponsor going into month four.

There will be some changes to my sites. Then some more emails. No reposne will equal some drama at GFY.

Tom_PMs · 07-02-2004, 09:21 AM

Whew! Thanks for warning us about you! LOL

sweetums · 07-02-2004, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Yeah man, conversions and sales are doing much better now! hahahahaha

Gave the crew the day off. I'm hanging out today getting ready for a big 3 day weekend. I love 4th of July!

Good mornin' there sunshine

Gonna be a great weekend!!! I say we set off a ton of fireworks from the pool....heheheh

Can't wait

EviLGuY · 07-02-2004, 09:21 AM

Definitely need some reading between the lines skills these days.

StuartD · 07-02-2004, 09:24 AM

I like it when someone reports that someone is spamming to get sales.

So they come and post about it and the ID xd100 or something.

Meanwhile the program is thinking "oh well, best wait a week, change the ID and get sending those again. And make sure to take that guy's email address out of the list."

pussyluver · 07-02-2004, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!

Watch out for those college kids that can pool resources.

You picked the pay plan!!! Fraud pervention has to be a big issue. Didn't see that class at the local jr college.

JFK · 07-02-2004, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!

Wow that much , wait I'll grab my cards

MaDalton · 07-02-2004, 09:34 AM

i sale short ICQ!

07-02-2004, 09:11 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Doing "much better" now! When you hear about how much better some companies are doing, sometimes you have to read between the lines... For example.... Traffic is way up! (since our spyware installs are taking everyone's traffic from every tgp) Conversions are a lot better! (since we stopped counting most of your hits) Retention is a lot better! (since we hid the cancel button and stopped processing cancellation emails) Sales are much higher! (since we added 3 hidden crosssells and started banging stolen credit cards) Content expense is much lower! (since we are stiffing our models and photographers, and started jacking everyone elses members area) Profits are up! (since we stopped paying invoices until legal action is threatened) Any other good examples? Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

07-02-2004, 09:13 AM	#2
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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good! __________________ Abra-cadabra!

07-02-2004, 09:13 AM	#3
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	hehe... good ones..

07-02-2004, 09:15 AM	#5
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	OK, who fucked with ya?

07-02-2004, 09:19 AM	#11
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	"With the new affiliate software, our company has reported a profit increase of 480% over the past month." [IMG]http://***********/shaver2.gif[/IMG]

07-02-2004, 09:20 AM	#12
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07-02-2004, 09:21 AM	#14
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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Definitely need some reading between the lines skills these days.

07-02-2004, 09:24 AM	#17
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