SteveLightspeed

When you hear about how much better some companies are doing, sometimes you have to read between the lines...


For example....

Traffic is way up! (since our spyware installs are taking everyone's traffic from every tgp)

Conversions are a lot better! (since we stopped counting most of your hits)

Retention is a lot better! (since we hid the cancel button and stopped processing cancellation emails)

Sales are much higher! (since we added 3 hidden crosssells and started banging stolen credit cards)

Content expense is much lower! (since we are stiffing our models and photographers, and started jacking everyone elses members area)

Profits are up! (since we stopped paying invoices until legal action is threatened)


Any other good examples?



Steve Lightspeed

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