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DarkJedi · 07-02-2004, 02:41 AM

In 1300 BC King Menephta returned to Karnak in Egypt after defeating the Libyans. As a mark of his success he brought with him more than 13,000 phalli taken from his defeated adversaries. On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given:

Phalluses of Libyan generals 6
Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359
Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222
Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542
Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111

$5 submissions · 07-02-2004, 02:53 AM

Were they called Libyans by then? probably called Phoenecians?

EviLGuY · 07-02-2004, 03:26 AM

Must have been a fun job counting those..

Jakke PNG · 07-02-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Must have been a fun job counting those..

I'd imagine cutting them off were much more enjoyable.

07-02-2004, 02:41 AM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	coolest battle ever In 1300 BC King Menephta returned to Karnak in Egypt after defeating the Libyans. As a mark of his success he brought with him more than 13,000 phalli taken from his defeated adversaries. On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given: Phalluses of Libyan generals 6 Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359 Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222 Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542 Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111

07-02-2004, 02:53 AM	#2
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07-02-2004, 03:26 AM	#3
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Must have been a fun job counting those..