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Old 07-02-2004, 02:41 AM  
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coolest battle ever

In 1300 BC King Menephta returned to Karnak in Egypt after defeating the Libyans. As a mark of his success he brought with him more than 13,000 phalli taken from his defeated adversaries. On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given:

Phalluses of Libyan generals 6
Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359
Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222
Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542
Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111
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