Bake

I need your advice. A friend is having trouble with his system.
>
> Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd
> used for years without trouble.
>
> However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the
only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off, but to
> make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as;
> Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
>
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better,
> Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system,
> forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.
>
> Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0
only
> to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
> damage to all his hardware.
>
> Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay
> that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife1.0.
>
> However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come
> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
>
> But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can
be
> unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
> stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
> months later .Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and
E-mail
> Porn Filter.
>
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
> the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself.
>
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser
Pro
> for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week
> It also refused some of the new Games and
> attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
>
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
> the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
> Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
>
> Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there
> could be problems.
>
> If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress
> 2000,it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
>
> Is this a common problem?

blakkfrogg

Absolutely, positively a common problem. I suggest he try running Fuckabitch 1.0 beta before attempting a full-blown install of any version of Misstress. I figure that once he's mastered the combination of Wife 1.0 and Fuckabitch 1.0 beta, then handling the guaranteed timing problems associated with running Wife 1.0 at the same time as an any version(s) Misstress should be no problem.

He should be aware, though, that the other person operating on his network is running some version of Husband and will be quite tempted to have MCSE's handle her account if his ISP's down-time is greater than its up-time because he is running versions of Fuckabitch or Misstress in the background.

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ED

I suggest a partition. Do not run Fuckabitch or mistress in the same environment as wife 1.0
That leaves less of a chance for wife 1.0 to detect FAB or Mistress.

Be carefull of FAB and Mistress however. You must ignore the register popup or the upgrade to girlfriend 3 at all costs. It will certainly lead to more conflict with wife 1.0.

Susan

Just tell your friend to watch out for the common "male worm virus"

Sereina Moskevich of the International Research Center For Computer Viruses at her annual convention speech said ..

?Computers run on pure logic, introduction of this totally illogical worm can render a system useless in minutes. Despite many years of research we have been unable to find any real solution to this terrible mutating worm, we can only live in hope that one day it will just kill itself and go away?

NakedChik

I got the opposite one from my stepmother(Boyfriend 1.0). I wish I still had it.